Hypothetical Worst First Line for an application essay

I only plagiarised once, the second time wasn’t rreally my fault.

STEM2017

Your line is so good I can see some student using it in the future.

You guys are hilarious!!! ( you, here, in this thread; that’s not a first line).

since my english class is really boring today i thought it is a best use of my time writting my colege essay because i cant wait to be out of high school im sure you know where im coming from right i cant wait to get to your college

As a four year captain of the varsity lacrosse team, I’ve learned there is no “I” in “TEAM”, but there is in “WIN”.

Their r so many gr8 qualitees about me. ima tell u.

Two roads diverged in a wood and I— I took the road less traveled by,
and that has made all the difference, which is what I will continue to do with all the diverse paths available to me at XXX.

My life story is a story of rising above - above the unsympathetic schools, fake friends and boring family that has been my lot in life - in order to achieve my full potential as a poet, a dreamer, a visionary.

@LuckyCharms913 - I actually kind of like that. I would at least read the next sentence!

Remember to put in some crap about why I want to go here before submitting

There was this one time, in band camp…

It was a dark and stormy night so I decided that I would just bang out my college essay, cut and paste works great.

One day you’ll regret rejecting me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you don’t admit me you are a fool.

  1. That is all.

I pay no mind to rankings, though I note your recent slip of three places…

Apologies to the moderators for my prior post, in all caps, and intentionally written in poor taste - if it doesn’t get through the filters here, it certainly won’t get you into college.

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@Mom24boys – " Roses are red, violets are blue, if you don’t admit me you are a fool."

This really needs to rhyme properly and to show off foreign language skills (upping admission chances) it should be
“Roses are red, violets are blue, if you don’t admit me vous etes fou.”

@StPaulDad – you need to cite references and footnotes to get admitted with this nonsense.

@fromDaBay – “420. That is all.”

You’ve been rejected for low scores. They should be at least 710.