<p>Only one choice left to you:</p>
<p>Seppuku</p>
<p>…and I would like to take a moment to assure the doubtless hyperventilating OP that we’re just being sarcastic. Suicide is hereby forbidden.</p>
<p>@iamamartain
YOU ARE SO FUNNY. 
hahahah “haha you guys are cold”…
that just made my day for the second time. hahahahahahahahah.</p>
<p>HAHA honorlions… yes, it’s an asian fail. </p>
<p>this is the funniest thread i’ve ever come across. everybody’s so hilarious. :)</p>