I am a FRAT GUY.

College Life
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<p>Don't know where it came from.
fwiw:</p>

<p>I am a FRAT GUY. I live in a frat house. I go to frat parties. I fight. I especially like to fight GDIs. I think if GDIs were cool that they would have pledged a frat in the first place. I know that GDIs are jealous of my social life. I believe that I am more fun and can party harder than any GDI. I am exclusive. I run dances. I am the brains behind Spring Break. I am the reason road trips exist. I hope you enjoyed my party last Friday. I can recite the Greek alphabet before the fire of a match burns out. I can rattle off all of my founding fathers as well as my fraternity obligations, but I don't know the words to my school song or my accounting professor's last name. I don't go to class. I never study. I devise elaborate schemes to cheat on my exams. I don't buy books. I have a low GPA. I have an endless supply of doctor notes from Goddard. I am thankful that my frat buddies will get me a job after graduation because I know that I can't get one on my own. I give more than $1,000 of my parents' money in social dues each year to promote my frat's alcoholism problem. I drink because I am cool. I drink a lot because I am cooler than you. I serve alcohol to minors. I urinate in public. I do keg stands and have keg parties. I am the master at drinking games. I own you in quarters. I have never not drank in the game "I never". If I can't find my beer bong I know I can find one next door. I don't binge drink-I continually drink. I have a pre-party for the "pre-party". I can dance. I wear my letters. I billboard my frat on sweatshirts. Most of my T-shirts are frat T's from frat parties. I wear long sleeved T-shirts under short sleeved T's. I own many plaid button-downs. I tuck in the front and let the back hang out. I own one baseball hat. I live in my khakis. I wear Timberlands in the winter and sandals in the summer. Sometimes I wear sandals in the winter because I can. I drive a sport utility vehicle my dad paid for. I play with my dog in the front lawn. My hair is a mess yet totally in style. I sometimes don't shave for weeks at a time. I am vogue. Ladies love me, but more importantly, I know ladies love me. I will never commit to just one girl. I am shady. I don't care about what girls have to say. I only care about me. I am a player. I am loud and obnoxious wherever I go in public. I live in filth. I enjoy the smell of old beer in carpet. I prefer a dingy frat house to a clean apartment. I think living among rodents builds character. I leave the seat up. I can't clean up after myself. I put on a great front for parent's weekend. No one can see through me. I know every word to every song by Willie Nelson, David Alan Coe, and the Grateful Dead. I will sing them for you if I haven't picked up by night’s end. I can't remember my parent's home phone number, but I do know every digit to their calling card number. I haze my pledges. I make them eat and drink things you would not imagine. I make them clean my house. I emotionally scar them for life. I abuse them physically. I make them cry. I then call them wimps. I later call them my brother if they don't de-pledge along the way. I know hell week. I am everything that is wrong in America. I am everything you wish you could be. I am a FRAT GUY.</p>

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<p>You're a ******.</p>

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<p>hard feelings much???</p>

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<p>No, jimmy's right. frat guys do tend to be ********.</p>

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<p>You are a loser and a piece of ****. Your actions will eventually catch up to you.</p>

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<p>This is a joke, chill out.</p>

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<p>This is obvious sarcasm. Did you guys seriously believe him?</p>

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<p>Actually I do believe him. Have you read some of his other posts?</p>

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<p>Know how you watch things on tv where they're trying to say something poignant in hopes of generating intelligent speech about a subject? </p>

<p>See Post #1.</p>

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<p>I dont know what possible intelligent speech could spawn from that ridiculous, hate-filled blather.</p>

<p>Rarely am I personally offended by posts on internet forums, particularly those by fools, but this one is so bigoted, so libelous, that it got to me. Congratulations diesel, you've attained your goal.</p>

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<p>Further congratulations, diesel, for convincing me (and others) to never join or socialize with those in fraternities. Fortunately, not all "brothers" are such jack-donkeys. My cousin was head of his frat and one of the greatest guys I know. He was a complete opposite of what you describe in your post.</p>

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<p>Here is a link to an article that basically states the same thing.</p>

<p>My</a> Opinion</p>

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<p>Joke or not. It doesn't make him any less of a d ouche.</p>

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<p>everyones so jealous of the frat guys because they get all the girls and have all the fun. They don't care about you, or post "im a nerd" in forums, because they are out having a good time.
Everyone whose putting frats down should shut up already, because they aren't listening, they are too busy getting laid and drinking.</p>

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<p>You guys are obviously the dumbest group of individuals I've ever seen on an internet forum. It's obvious diesel isn't the one feeling this way. He got it from a link insomniatic gladly found for you guys but yet people like JimmyC fails to use their instincts and know that it is a stereotype diesel is trying to point out.</p>

<p>Note to diesel: Please always be clear on your threads and provide links to information you obtain.</p>

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<p>I think sorority girls can be worse than frat guys. In general though, I don't mind either as long as they are not hell-bent on embodying the "Greek Lifestyle". </p>

<p>Also, I do see some truth saying that fraternity brothers can get jobs from their fraternity alumni. A friend of mine recently ended up with a great job in S&T largely because of alums at his fraternity. The same guys are not listed in our school's alumni directory, but are willing to help out fraternity brothers. Eh, to each their own I suppose.</p>

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<p>HA! I love it.</p>

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<p>Getting angry at people over the internet... LOL... Internet... Serious business</p>

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<p>LMAO how do you people manage to skip over the FIRST LINES of his post!?</p>

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<p>he didnt even write it himself, guys... agh</p>