I can see my Berkeley FIN AID package!!!!

<p>look at a mirror at 4:30 tomorrow morning then say berkeley three times over really fast. if you got in, an acceptance packet should fly out of the mirror and hit you square in the forehead. If it doesn’t hit your forehead, its not yours.</p>

<p>@SF</p>

<p>NO BERKELEY TRICKS THREADS!</p>

<p>BTW, how do you know that? Do u work at fin aid?</p>

<p>i know a guy who knew this guy who dated this girl who was friends with this other girl that called this girl to text this other guy about a girl who worked at financial aid.</p>

<p>That’s legit.</p>

<p>omg SFwarrior25 i think i know who you are talking about!</p>

<p>Be at the corner and 3rd St. and B St. (regardless of the city you live in) at 10 P.M. GMT tomorrow, and you’ll be met by a man in a brown trench coat with red shoes. He will give you the name of an overweight woman that has a phone number to an admissions office mole. You will be instructed to call this mole from a phone booth of your choosing. The mole will then give you the drop point for their required funds and your comprehensive review packet.</p>

<p>in the even the above plans change, here is the contingency: after speaking to the brown trenchcoat man: you will either receive the above instructions or will be directed into a black Chrysler 300C. Enter from the right side of the car into the rear seat. You will meet a contact code-named Natasha. She will instruct you to swallow a pill that will render you unconscious for a few hours. You will wake up in a secure underground facility. You will be presented with an option, to leave, or to pay the required fee. You will be given a briefcase, AES-256, Serpent, and Twofish triple encrypted. You will receive keys to each encryption algorithm upon clearance of funds. Inside you will find your Berkeley decision.</p>

<p>edit: i say we plan a covert operation and break into UC Berkeley admissions tonight.</p>

<p>Or we could just become 1337 hackers real quick and hack into their systems. It couldn’t take more than a few hours to learn the server-side of things, right?</p>

<p>^
Ha…hahaha. LOL. You guys are funny!</p>

<p>(<em>grandly</em>) “My name is Absurd Mike, and I approve of the turn this thread has taken” </p>

<p>(<em>in a quick, afterthought, monotone voice</em>) “this thread has not been verified by the NTVA. Side affects may include swallowing pills, meeting strangers, and letters flying at your face”</p>

<p>I just typed a random number that had the same amount of digits as my application as well as a made up password and I got the “pop-up.” Does not mean anything.</p>

<p>@empathy I imagine we just need the portal for admissions log on. From there we can brute-force a username and password. I doubt they are using anything other than basic SSL for encryption.</p>

<p>^you guys should totes do it!!!</p>

<p>Can you give me the email for ucb pls…because i wanna check my junk mail…thanks</p>

<p>Social hacking would probably be a better use of our time than brute forcing. Once we found the portal we would have to find someone employed at admissions.</p>

<p>hmm maybe that can be arranged???</p>

<p>hahahaha</p>

<p>easiest thing we can do is put a keylogger on a usb stick. sneak that ***** into ucb tomorrow. someone is bound to type in their credentials. we boost it during lunch. viola</p>

<p>We could just leave a box of usb sticks with a golden bear on them that run keyloggers outside the admissions building. Someone is bound to pick them up and bring them inside. Then: we just sit back and wait.</p>

<p>lol :D</p>

<p>Congrats on seeing what you get!</p>

<p>I can’t wait!</p>