I did not know they could show that...

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<p>I was just watching comedy central and I commercial came on that is usually cut off by a cox commercial. It would only show some girls and one of them was holding a box and said "Oh my gosh its the new trogen..." then it would be cut off. I thought it was an ad for their condoms but I saw the full thing today! </p>

<p>It was a commercial for a vibrator, or a "massager" as they called it, and it was like 2min long! I did not know they could show stuff like that on TV. lmao next thing you know they are going to show commercials for fleshlights in the day time. </p>

<p>PS Don't say anything about how I'm not mature I was just shocked they were allowed to show it.</p>

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Yeah, why would anyone need a flashlight in the day time, lol.</p>

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<p>I was surprised too. But it’s really awkward when it comes on and your parents are in the room…</p>

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<p>WERE YOU WATCHING A COLBERT CHRISTMAS???</p>

<p>And yeah I saw it too. Probably because it’s early. There’s lots of commercials like that late at night and early in the morning.</p>

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lmao! I mean fleshlight </p>

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lol sounds really akward</p>

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WHAT?!!!?! He had a christmas special?! I’m such a big fan idk how I missed that :cry: and no I was watching scrubs</p>

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<p>omg yes! It’s called A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!.
It came out like 2 years ago. It’s about Stephen getting trapped in a cabin in the woods because of a bear outside. He was about to leave for New York to film his Christmas Special. He sings songs with a bunch of other people (Elvis Costello, Jon Stewart, John Legend, etc) that periodically show up. It’s pretty funny.</p>

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<p>I hope it comes on again today it sounds funny</p>

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<p>lol. I see that commercial like very night. Probably because I stay up to 3 everynight.</p>

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<p>Like those axe commercials for dirty balls. I love those, but I can’t believe the conservative folks over at the FCC let that pass.</p>

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<p>Yeah it’s pretty ridic what they allow on now…</p>

<p>I always see these erectile dysfunction and viagra and cialis ads. It’s pretty awk when you’re watching with your parents and your 11-year-old brother.</p>

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<p>I guess no one else knows what a fleshlight is.</p>

<p>That would be a hell of a commercial.</p>

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<p>^It’d make the trojan one look tame haha.</p>

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<p>Fleshlight = …LOL</p>

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<p>Won’t someone think of the children!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!</p>

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<p>A fleshlight is basically a conveniently-shaped tool for single, straight men to stop being the masters of their domains.</p>

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lol I wonder what nice term they would give it…? </p>

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■■■■■!!</p>