<p>wooooooooooooooooooooooopiiiii!</p>
<p>gpa: 3.4 UW
SATS: 1600....out of 2400
EC's
im head cheerleader for the chess team
i cut ppl's hair 4 free..even tho i didn't get permission to
insprational story becuz i have upward trend.
sophmore yr i got charged wit a felony cuz i was messing with them mailboxes. this yr i only got a misdemeanor.
harvard looking for kids who keep it real, not robots</p>
<p>hook: my grandmama died</p>
<p>Fail person is fail.</p>
<p>I don’t know whether to laugh, because I am slightly hysterical from waiting, or to bemoan the fate of today’s youth, because DEAR GOD YOUR GRAMMAR AND SPELLING.</p>
<p>lololololololololololololol</p>
<p>this actually brightened my day</p>
<p>Man, I never got arrested! How will I ever get into Harvard!?</p>
<p>But seriously, this was a fail.</p>
<p>“But seriously, this was a fail.”</p>
<p>Indeed.</p>
<p>OP, thanks for the entertainment! :D</p>
<p>At first I was like: FUUUUUUUUUU</p>
<p>But then I was like: Lol.</p>
<p>So there IS hope for us mortals. :D</p>
<p>bleep bleep</p>
<p>Please don’t mock the chess playing cheerleaders</p>
<p>AHAHAHAHAHAH</p>
<p>“hook: my grandma died”</p>
<p>classic.
thanks for the laugh</p>
<p>I actually found this funny. LOL, I think everyone’s taking decisions too seriously (myself included).</p>
<p>No i dont play chess
i just cheer 4 them.
like how u cheer for football players…except a little diffrent</p>
<p>^ Discerning internet patron has discerning internet tastes. Beware, inexperienced ■■■■■■, for he will write you a bad review in the New York Times.</p>
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<p>As in what, sign language cheers?</p>
<p>0/10. 10char</p>
<p>Is that on the believability scale, Dwight? If so, I agree. I would more liberally score it on the humor scale, however.</p>
<p>^Don’t think this thread deserves more than a 4 on the humor scale either, mifune. It’s a mediocre ■■■■■■■■ attempt at best.</p>
<p>On both the humor and believability scale, this thread gets a ∞/0.</p>