<p>^^ Ahh what nice people CC’ers are huh?</p>
<p>LOL at how AMAZING Saugus is:</p>
<p>From one of his threads, here is a quote (the thread was in the Princeton forum BTW):
Yes, NW and UCB are such terrible schools.</p>
<p>lol seriously? No sarcasm intended? 
Not even a single drop?</p>
<p>Gosh, I mean, think that, sure, but I would never actually say/post that in public lol ;)</p>
<p>He stated that in the beginning of November.</p>
<p>I totally called this being a Look-at-Saugus thread on the first page. Booyah :p</p>
<p>At any rate, HopefulEagle, I think you need to learn some idioms/how to use some of these phrases… they’re not exactly making sense consistently.</p>
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<p>First of all, do you exactly have any clues to what priorities has my conversation held for? Where have my careless grammatical & idiomatic usages or structure of the English-wise have displayed to your concern? If not, please do not speak for the sake of expanding a useless refutation further of Saugus #2. </p>
<p>You’re only a “new member” here so please keep it down.</p>
<p>Chillax. Your elitism is meaningless. I’ve been here longer on a different account. It was just a suggestion. Don’t freak out over it. </p>
<p>(Although, maybe this is why you lost that friend, then?)</p>
<p>I may be a dick sometimes, but at least I don’t write essays on why people are annoying on the internet. :l</p>
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<p>You deserve your own rap song.</p>
<p>What’s up you guys, the name’s RomaniG
I berate all the people who think they know more than me
Having a good time, making their sick jokes
About some poor, unfortunate, tragic folks
I’m here to educate and teach lessons galore
You can send me a PM if you want to know more
My mission is noble, righteous, and easy to understand
To scream at people and castigate the morally bland</p>
<p>Every day we have people making fun of things they haven’t felt
It makes me want to hit them with my belt
I see some of these posts, and I say “wow”
Don’t make fun of violent dogs, my best friend was mauled by a chow chow.
She was walking down the street, when it came up
She tried to pet it, she thought it was a cute little pup
Then it mauled her face and she screamed “Help”
The dog tore her to bits and then let out a yelp</p>
<p>We’ve got these ignorant folks up here in this board
College Confidential is where immaturity is stored
The other day I saw this guy making fun of kids who cut their wrists
As you can imagine, I got really, really ****ed
Let me tell you of a friend named Joad
One day some lightning struck his adorable pet toad
He felt really sad, felt really depressed, he went home and tried to get some rest
But it didn’t work out, for he really loved that pet
He went into the shower and got himself all wet
Then he took a pole, went outside into the void
But he never came back, for he was destroyed</p>
<p>This forum is filled with insensitive jerks
While I’ll be rich, they’ll all be store clerks
I’ve seen this guy making fun of ex-inmates
And I say to myself: “What about Bill Gates?”
Yeah, didn’t you know, Bill Gates was a convict
Rumor has it he was a heroine addict
It goes to show you how they’re not all bad
Seeing prudes judge others is just plain sad
Except not really, I just came up with that tale
But you know what, it could be true, the thought must make you turn pale</p>
<p>I swear you CCers are so full of yourselves
With your GPAs and books on the bookshelves
But you don’t comprehend the profoundness of your words
Truth be told, you’re all a bunch of nerds
Some poser thinks being unable to eat pie is funny
He laughs when some guy spilled a bottle of honey.
Well, let me tell you something about food accidents
It happened to one of our potential future presidents
He was eating some pizza, but he choked on the cheese
Somebody tried to revive him, another called the police
But it was no good, for he was gone
And think about it, does he deserve your scorn?</p>
<p>Saugus laughs at people he doesn’t like
I’ve seen him laugh when some kid fell off of his bike
I’ve seen him laugh when some dude ran into a wall
I’ve seen him laugh some man who is too tall
I’ve seen him laugh at HopefulEagle86
I’ve seen him laugh at people who eat pancake mix
But you know what Saugus, you’re not so cool
I bet you don’t even have your own pool
Yeah, unlike me, who has such a treasure
My pool’s so big, I can’t even measure
Every day I go for a swim at dawn
While you’re getting out of bed, yawn after yawn</p>
<p>And to the rest of you punks
Should be shoved into car trunks
You think fat people fighting is funny, do you?
Well, let me tell you a story of a guy named Steven Choo
Now Stephen was a portly fellow
He was just as fat, as he was yellow
Well then he went into a bar
Got punched in the face by a movie star
He sat on the guy, and tried to crush his life
But then the guy got help from his wife
They lifted him up, and slammed him through the door
Poor Steven Choo couldn’t take any more</p>
<p>And let me tell you something about Asians
I don’t like them at all, those overachieving bastards can’t play basketball
I got rejected from the college of my choice
And it’s all their fault, I am the strongest voice
For all of the people, who’ve suffered because of them
For all of those people who got a 4 in AP Chem
I am an advocate of affirmative action
I’m a leading member of the racist faction</p>
<p>I hope you’ve all learned something today
I believe I’ve said what I wanted to say
But I always have more to say, because my mind id big
Maybe someday, I’ll have my own talk show gig
But now it’s time for me to say “chow”
My name is RomaniG and I am holier-than-thou.</p>
<p>^ I so wish I had the patience to read that.</p>
<p>But I don’t.</p>
<p>But it does scare me a bit that people have that much time on their hands.</p>
<p>^
It took me literally 10 minutes to write that.</p>
<p>^ That’s 10 minutes you wasted on an “attention whore”.</p>
<p>^</p>
<p>So what if I wasted ten minutes on an attention whore?
I’ve wasted more time in line at the store
It’s worth my while, for you deserve to be told
That alone and sad will you grow old
You think you’re clever, but you’re really not
You probably can’t even blow your nose, I bet it’s filled with snot
Don’t you have something better to do than complain on CC?
Can’t you go make yourself some more of your snobbish tea?
You’re too good to drink coffee, and remember that well
As to whether you’ll grow up, only time will tell
As for now, however, your humbleness is in the ditch
And quite frankly, you are a total (witch)</p>
<p>Ah, Saugus, thanks for reminding me why I left HSL for so long. </p>
<p>Well, OP, I’m sorry for your situation.
HSL, I’m sorry for everything else with this thread lol.</p>
<p>Adios all.</p>
<p>^
Well I can’t remain in this place for too long
I’m planning my next trip to Hong Kong
I’m too good for you people, 'cause you all suck
I’m off to enjoy some Peking duck
All of you kids are so weird and dumb
You have less potential in your bodies than I do in my thumb
Well, I’m too cool to stick around
I hope you guys visit your local dog pound
Because stray dogs need a home too
Stray dogs would love an owner, even you
I don’t have one, but I support the cause
Seeing my hypocrisy causes a giant pause</p>
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<p>So let’s all just assume that you never existed on college confidential then; or perhaps I should say that you are Saugus.</p>
<p>Like MattNC said: “At least I don’t write essays on why people are annoying on the internet.”</p>
<p>Take his advice and leave before you embarass yourself further.</p>
<p>Peking duck is for Beijing, China. Until a decade ago, Hong Kong was submersed in a predominantly British culture. And trust me, it tastes better in Beijing.</p>
<p>And please. Rhyming is for rappers and the uninspired, and which category you belong in I will refrain from stating.</p>
<p>Saugus did have a point though, despite the bitter undertone. It’s a rough life, people will always be shooting you down. It’s your senior year, you shouldn’t need to care about people you will never see in two months’ time.</p>
<p>Thank you for the groundless assumption. I’m going to leave before this gets any sadder.</p>
<p>Be a bigger man one of you and leave this thread</p>