<p>Last Tuesday, the 8th and 10th graders (I'm in 10th) in my school had to take a writing test that would determine our fate of graduating high school. Usually I have no problems with standardized tests. They are so dumbed down, that it's ridiculous. So this writing test, which included an actual writing portion, and another portion on grammar lasted about 3 hours with 45 minutes for writing (which drives me crazy, it's impossible to write a well-crafted paper on a stupid prompt in 45 min) and the rest of the time for the grammar section. The essay prompt you receive is either persuasive or explanatory. I always get the persuasive one!</p>
<p>You must know, I'm a SLOW writer. Ideas don't come out of nowhere for me. I have to sit and think for awhile, trying to come up with good supporting ideas for my essay. Trying to write a persuasive paper is so much harder for me than explanatory. 45 min for an expository, no problem. 45 minutes for a persuasive paper, unfair. So of course I get a persuasive prompt. It went something like this:</p>
<p>A student writes a high school newspaper article that explains why high school sports athletes should get paid. Do you agree with this article? Explain your reasons.</p>
<p>Obviously, a very stupid prompt. Who thinks up these ideas?? So I chose to go write an essay opposing payed high school athletes. I couldn't find a reason for paying them (as much as I would love have loved to). So I just sat there and wasted 10 minutes thinking of reasons to not pay them. This was all I could come up with:</p>
<p>-Schools would lose money paying athletes, rather than upgrading classrooms.
-Students would go to school to play sports for money, and would shift toward a purely athletic life. They wouldn't care about learning.</p>
<p>That's all I could think of. I tried getting away with a strong, 4 paragraph paper, but it didn't come out very persuasive. It sounded stupid, but I guess if the prompt is dumb, I should give a dumb response? If I don't pass this writing test by getting at least a 4.0 out of 6.0, then I'll have to retake it until I do. I consider myself a good writer, but it's hard for me to write well under pressure and time constraints. On past FCAT writing tests, I'd get a 5.0 or 4.5 on my essay. One time I got a 6.0. </p>
<p>This all boils down to my hate for standardized tests. Teachers hate them. Students hate them. George W. Bush loves them. Determining if a student graduates by a standardized test is asinine. Really do any high schoolers like this ****?</p>