I have a full ride at a TINY private Christian college I hate, I wanna transfer...

I don’t see a problem. Your parents say they will pay. Put your transfer app in.

But stop saying awful and petty things about the people at your school. You CHOSE your school. You knew it was small and Christian. You’re complaining because people say they will pray for you, and are personable, and friendly? That’s a complaint? Wow.

You say you prefer not to build meaningful relationships with people you JUST go to school with. That’s … possibly the strangest thing I’ve read on CC. If you don’t want to build meaningful relationships with people at your school and you want to be a number, why not go to Community College and be a commuter? So at Clemson you will be happy to be a number and not form meaningful friendships? Good luck.