<p>TPAM is pretty freaking correct.</p>
<p>TPAM thinks that CSI: Miami is overrated and that Walker Texas Ranger should be broadcasted more often....</p>
<p>TPAM lives in the Netherlands; therefore, TPAM is awesome.</p>
<p>TPAM likes Amsterdam.</p>
<p>TPAM prefers Heineken to Amstel</p>
<p>TPAM thinks I am legal.</p>
<p>TPAM thinks that forks are scarier than puppy legs.</p>
<p>TPAM is either a righty or a lefty.</p>
<p>TPBM is a runner.</p>
<p>Wrong game. TPAM game, this is.</p>
<p>TPAM is wrong.</p>
<p>TPAM is a pathological liar. Or is he?</p>
<p>I am a she :(.</p>
<p>TPAM jumps to conclusions.</p>
<p>TPAM is a she.</p>
<p>TPAM is extremely creative.</p>
<p>TPAM is extremely sarcastic.</p>
<p>TPAM is right.</p>
<p>TPAM is the one curly fry in the box of the regular, messing with the flavor that I so savor :p. </p>
<p>(Credit: my friend Chip, he first told me that one years back.)</p>
<p>TPAM's friend Chip listens to Jason Mraz</p>
<p>There's no so, just "you savour" :)</p>
<p>TPAM is much too critical.</p>
<p>I like it better with the "so"! You see, that "so" was that one curly fry that messed up that flavor you SO savor! :p, just kidding, I forgot there was no "so."</p>
<p>TPAM likes fries and Chips.</p>