<p>TPATPATPAM is cool for playing chess--i play too :D</p>
<p>TPAM has no idea how horrible I am at chess. Really, it's like a crap fest.</p>
<p>TPAM has low self-esteem</p>
<p>TPAM is correct if he's talking about chess.</p>
<p>TPAM doesn't know the potential s/he has if s/he practices</p>
<p>TPAM steals souls.</p>
<p>TPAM is awfully literal.
TPATPAM does not yet know I am a girl.</p>
<p>TPAM is a girl.</p>
<p>TPAM is quite observant.</p>
<p>TPAM's post count adds up to 11 if you add the digits together.</p>
<p>TPAM can't add....</p>
<p>TPAM must consider the fact that snoopy made 10^n [where n is a nonnegative number] posts since TPATPAM posted "TPAM's post count adds up to 11 if you add the digits together."</p>
<p>TPAM don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies.</p>
<p>My mom said that same thing that TPAM just said today... Ha.</p>
<p>"TPAM does not have the ability to make smileys, therefore hates them. I'll teach you a few. Ahem."
Oh, I could make a smiley if I wanted to:
:) :( etc.</p>
<p>But, those are so... ehhhh. These are prettier:
=) =( =P =D</p>
<p>TPAM doesn't like snoopyiscool either.</p>
<p>TPAM is both obsevant and judgmental</p>
<p>TPAM is Jambo.</p>
<p>TPAM has a new catch phrase.</p>
<p>And why don't I like snoopy? Why is everyone accusing me of disliking people? C'mon! I'm full of love!</p>
<p>TPAM has not addressed whether or not she likes me.</p>
<p>TPAM posted at a time that corresponds to my birthday! (5/15 --> 5:15)</p>
<p>So, I obviously like her.</p>