<p>can you like pinch me and tell me to get off my lazy ass and write it</p>
<p>i've been putting it off since april and if i don't write it i am probably going to get a really hideous letter of recommendation.</p>
<p>WRITE IT NOW OR I WILL PERSONALLY WHOOP UR…</p>
<p>Ahem…Just write it. Once you get it over with you won’t feel like crap. And if you don’t write it your life is forever ruined and your going to be a hobo on the streets.</p>
<p>Is that enough motivation?</p>
<p>you have a point. (:</p>
<p>Hit the Log Out link NOW! AND GET WRITING.</p>
<p>Smash yo router up like it’s nobody’s business.</p>
<p>Since April? That’s some hardcore procrastination.</p>
<p>Rip out your Internet cord and tell yourself if you don’t write the paper you have a very likely future at [this</a> place.](<a href=“http://www.mcdonalds.com/corp/career/hamburger_university.html]this”>http://www.mcdonalds.com/corp/career/hamburger_university.html)</p>
<p>yeah well i have an excuse i was sick for half that time but i don’t think he knows so i am screwed anyway</p>
<p>GUYS how can i suck up to him enough that he doesn’t screw me over when i have to apply places (after writing the paper that is)…i know he liked me a lot before this happened.</p>
<p>Hamburger U is actually for managers/owners, not burger flippers like this guy. (jk)</p>
<p>I know because my aunt owns several Micky D’s and she’s a millionaire.</p>
<p>If you live in GA, I know a job opening at bi-lo :)</p>
<p>or you can write the paper</p>
<p>[Here</a> ya go.](<a href=“http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/]Here”>SCIgen - An Automatic CS Paper Generator)</p>
<p>That website is brilliant. I discovered it a while ago, and I’ve been observing some general characteristics of the papers. They have a tendency to conclude introductions with “In conclusion, we conclude.” or sentences like that, which in my opinion just heightens the brilliance.</p>