<p>Since April? That’s some hardcore procrastination.</p>
<p>Rip out your Internet cord and tell yourself if you don’t write the paper you have a very likely future at [this</a> place.](<a href=“http://www.mcdonalds.com/corp/career/hamburger_university.html]this”>http://www.mcdonalds.com/corp/career/hamburger_university.html)</p>