I have an old game.

<p>Ummm...how about smart and cute? Honestly, I would probably pick smart and ugly, but as always, the newly added third option trumps both.</p>

<p>Differential equation or hyper-intelligent aubergines?</p>

<p>Differential equations.</p>

<p>Leibniz or the intelligent shades of green?</p>

<p>intelligent shades of green.</p>

<p>candy corn or caramel apples?</p>

<p>Caramel apples.</p>

<p>Cake or techno music?</p>

<p>Aren't they the same?</p>

<p>Relative obscurity or confusion?</p>

<p>Relative obscurity.</p>

<p>Techno music or cake?</p>

<p>Cake.</p>

<p>Spanish or a froyo?</p>

<p>Froyo! It sounds cooler.</p>

<p>Cabeza de Vaca o Garcilaso?</p>

<p>Mhmm.</p>

<p>Stand up comedy or brick & mortar?</p>

<p>Stand up comedy.</p>

<p>Ogden Nash or your face?</p>

<p>my face</p>

<p>Mechanical Pencil or regular pencil</p>

<p>Mechanical. Without a doubt.</p>

<p>Sign language or Philip Pullman?</p>

<p>Philip Pullman...</p>

<p>FDR or TR?</p>

<p>FDR.</p>

<p>Philippe P</p>

<p>Bulletin boards.</p>

<p>Close encounters or mole antlers?</p>

<p>close encounters.</p>

<p>suspenders or hair gel?</p>

<p>Hair gel.</p>

<p>Pens or traditional political legitimacy?</p>

<p>pens</p>

<p>stanford or harvard?</p>

<p>harvard</p>

<p>beauty or brains?</p>

<p>brains. beauty fades.</p>

<p>al franken or ann coulter?</p>