<p>Knees.</p>
<p>Squats or lunges?</p>
<p>Knees.</p>
<p>Squats or lunges?</p>
<p>Lunges.</p>
<p>Tai chi or a hen?</p>
<p>hen </p>
<p>double chin or double lagacy?</p>
<p>Double legacy.</p>
<p>Triple chin or a tripple?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Meek or Minx?</p>
<p>Meek.</p>
<p>A banana or a cucumber?</p>
<p>Both! Wow. Wow, what are you? That’s hilarious.</p>
<p>Naughty or nice?</p>
<p>nice</p>
<p>tyranny or irony?</p>
<p>Irony.</p>
<p>Aristocracy or oligarchy?</p>
<p>Aristocracy.</p>
<p>“The Aristocrats” or “The Aristocats”?</p>
<p>knees</p>
<p>read or write?</p>
<p>Read.</p>
<p>Fight or bite?</p>
<p>Bite. rawr.</p>
<p>Pin up girls or Suicide Girls?</p>
<p>Suicide Girls.</p>
<p>Tattoos or hoolahoops?</p>
<p><em>is shocked</em></p>
<p>Hoolahoops…</p>
<p>W t f? or Wha…?</p>
<p>W t f?</p>
<p>“Mate” or obnoxious people?</p>
<p>“Mate”</p>
<p>The Cars or The Rolling Stones?</p>
<p>I like them both kind of equally. But I can’t get no satisfaction. So The Rolling Stones.</p>
<p>Angelina Jolie or commercials?</p>
<p>Joli.Hauteur. Sorry, you asked for it.</p>
<p>Snippety or Snappity?</p>
<p>Snippety.</p>
<p>Fiery or molten?</p>