<p>That beats Hey There, Delilah. It really does. I value my life. So I’d… UGH. I’d be able to handle the obesity and the.. er.. homosexual aspect of it. UGH. </p>
<p>Making out with an obese female midget or torture?</p>
<p>Torture…from Sayid…because he would never really hurt me.</p>
<p>Scoffing or a snarky comment?</p>
<p>A snarky comment. I can tackle snarky comments.</p>
<p>Tackles or tangles?</p>
<p>Tangles.</p>
<p>Betty or Veronica?</p>
<p>You already asked me this. Hmm. Veronica’s fun-ness and looks and Betty’s personality.</p>
<p>Archie or Regie?</p>
<p>Archie minus the red hair.</p>
<p>“Darling” or “Honey”?</p>
<p>Darling seems like something that was nice in the '50s. But it’s still nice when you say it, I’m sure. I’d go with honey.</p>
<p>Saving myself in the last second or an emo band?</p>
<p>Saving yourself in the last second. </p>
<p>I prefer darling, if its said with a slight Brit accent and not cheesey.</p>
<p>Uh-oh! or WHOOPS! ?</p>
<p>Uh-oh!</p>
<p>Pens or penknives?</p>
<p>Pens.</p>
<p>Dudes or Bettys?</p>
<p>Bettys.</p>
<p>Pimples or ripples?</p>
<p>Ew. Ripples.</p>
<p>Strawberry or mint chocolate chip?</p>
<p>Mint chocolate chip.</p>
<p>Tiramisu or chocolate?</p>
<p>Tiramisu, of course.</p>
<p>My banana cake or crab cakes?</p>
<p>Your banana cake.</p>
<p>Seafood or a styrofoam plate?</p>
<p>Seafood mmmm.</p>
<p>Hateful implications or sexual innuendos?</p>
<p>Sexual innuendos.</p>
<p>Parentheses or oases?</p>
<p>Parentheses</p>
<p>double entendre or double-edged sword?</p>
<p>double edged sword!!!</p>
<p>texas instruments or casio?</p>
<p>casio</p>
<p>me or you?</p>