I have my "Rejected" posting ready...

Colleges and Universities A-Z Stanford University
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<p>I own only one pen that I use for school. It is a cardinal Stanford pen that my college counselor gave me. I use that pen everyday. :/</p>

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<p>^Same thing with my Brown pen that the admit officer I talked to gave me …</p>

<p>I totally worshipped that pen.</p>

<p>But then I lost the cap and the ink dried </p>

<p>And the pen died </p>

<p>And I mourned deeply for several days :(</p>

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<p>^ I think on wednesday it would be a good idea for you to place yourself on suicide watch</p>

<p>just in case</p>

<p>lol?</p>

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<p>^Who me or reallyseemsme? </p>

<p>I was just joking.</p>

<p>(Btw I still need to give my Brown pen a proper funeral)</p>

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<p>Probably you.
Good luck with the pen funeral/fate thing. When Stanford finally sends decisions, I might throw my pen across the room. Then I’ll have to buy a new one to use for school. I don’t know what I’m going to do with the pen after that. Any ideas?</p>

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<p>hahaha, i buried my silly putty by the school pond when it got too gray to play with in class any more. my entire grade attended and we sang a song, made a tombstone and spoke a few words over it.</p>

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<h2>Any ideas? </h2>

<p>KILL IT WITH FIRE</p>

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<p>^aww ScaredAsHell </p>

<p>That was harsh … but quite fitting for your username :)</p>

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<p>hehehe</p>

<p>10 char</p>

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<p>^Haha yeah. But nah, I don’t really want to smell burning plastic. I think I’ll just leave it on the ground at school for some unlucky junior to find. Sort of like passing on the video from The Ring.</p>

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<p>Burning plastic … that’s a nasty smell</p>

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<p>I know you were kidding
I was also kidding about the suicide thing</p>

<p>Suicide is not funny
did you know that every 30 seconds someone commits suicide?
THE MORE YOU KNOW</p>

<p>google that if you didn’t get that reference
There is my public service announcement for the day</p>

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<p>Tell me that statistic is not true.</p>

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<p>There’s a good chance it is true…</p>

<p>Dr. House once said that 50% of the USA is on antidepressants. :(</p>

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<p>well dr. house is one cool dude
I guess I’m convinced
btw I just used google to come up with that stat
no idea of its validity</p>

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<p>Typical reaction to stanford rejection:</p>

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<p>^Wow that guy is huge</p>

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<p>sweet another family guy fan</p>

<p>I think I’ll definitely watch some of the new episodes on Wednesday to cheer me up!</p>

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<p>^Perfect remedy for depression </p>

<p>Boy are the pharmaceutical companies gonna be dissapointed</p>

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<p>I think we should hold a South Park versus Family Guy vote.</p>

<p>I’m sorry, but I have to say that Eric Cartman kicks Stewie Griffin’s ass, and that while Family Guy isn’t bad, South Park > Family Guy.</p>

<p>Who’s with me?</p>