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<p>I mean, damn… look at these beauties:</p>

<p><a href=“http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/15259/37_2007/IMG_2146.preview_0.JPG[/url]”>http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/15259/37_2007/IMG_2146.preview_0.JPG&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>The BEST cookies are the ones you buy at the store that look like this: <a href=“http://www.elementsbathandbody.com/images/T/FrostedSugarCookie.jpg[/url]”>http://www.elementsbathandbody.com/images/T/FrostedSugarCookie.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>It’s 2:35. My parents would think I’m nuts if I went downstairs just to get food. My dad sleeps downstairs because he snores too loud…damnit.
^My supermarket gives out free sugar cookies and I take like 10 out of the sample bucket. Harris Teeter ftw. (What a redneck name right? ;x)</p>

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<p>Omg omg omg omg omg </p>

<p>i love those cookies.</p>

<p>They are so bad for you and i gain ten pounds just by looking at a box of them… But oh my god. Yes yes yes yes. Not even the caps lock key can fully express my love for those things.</p>

<p><em>**… WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CAPS LOCK??? MY ENTIRE POST WAS ALL CAPS TO EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR THOSE COOKIES AND NOW ITS ALL LOWERCASE </em> *** ***</p>

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<p>^ hahaha I always feel sick after eating just one.</p>

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<p>Dude I want a gigantic Mrs. Fields Cookie. You CANNOT GO WRONG people. :]</p>

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<p>I know, but they’re soooooooo good. That picture made me so hungry. :(</p>

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<p>Grandma’s > Mrs. Fields</p>

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<p>^Lmao, the butter and sugar in the cookie alone is enough to put you in a coma, but then that frosting on top with the sprinkles. It’s just an overload of deliciousness in and around your mouth. (That sounded sexual).
^I disagree, but oh my god, there’s this ice cream sandwich that I love. It’s a Good Humor Ice Cream Sandwich with vanilla ice cream between two large chocolate chip cookies. Omfgggg. I want thatttttttt so bad.</p>

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<p>Grandma’s as in these? They taste so mass-produced and nasty. Mrs. Fields is 1000x better.</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.fritolay.com/assets/images/blue/Grandmas_Big_Cookie_Oatmeal_Raisin.gif[/url]”>http://www.fritolay.com/assets/images/blue/Grandmas_Big_Cookie_Oatmeal_Raisin.gif&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>^ Yeah!! Except not Oatmeal Raisin, blahhhhgh</p>

<p>…and leila how can something taste “mass produced?”</p>

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<p>Yeah, I don’t like those, and it’s even worse sounding knowing that frito lay produces that garbage. Sorry Cody, I think you lost this one…haha.</p>

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<p>Frito Lay gives me more air than chips.</p>

<p>I hate them.</p>

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<p>Mrs Fields makes malls smell bad</p>

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<p>How do chocolate chip cookies make malls smell bad…?</p>

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<p>^^^^ They just don’t taste… natural. Idk it’s hard to explain. They don’t have that wholesome fresh-out-of-the-oven, melty chocolate chip taste.</p>

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<p>they make other kinds of weird cookies that stink up the joint</p>

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<p>^^ Quality since 1914 my friend, ** quality. **. IT EVEN SAYS IT ON THE PACKAGE SO IT MUST BE TRUE.</p>

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<p>^^^They taste like they were made by people in white outfits baking cookies on metal conveyor belts. They don’t put their love into it like MRS. FIELDS. :smiley:
Well you know the expression the cake is a lie? Well this time, the cookie is a lie.</p>

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<p>^^ packages lie, my friend. Packages LIE.</p>