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<p>what kind of packages are we talking about?</p>

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<p>^^^Also Cody the regular lays chips say that quality since (year) bullcrap and they taste like I’m eating solid grease. Even the baked lays are bad, they’re too salty.
<a href=“http://www.fritolay.com/assets/images/blue/Grandmas_Big_Cookie_Oatmeal_Raisin.gif[/url]”>http://www.fritolay.com/assets/images/blue/Grandmas_Big_Cookie_Oatmeal_Raisin.gif&lt;/a&gt; that package.</p>

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<p>I’ll give it to ya that all the “baked ______” is crap.</p>

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<p>I wonder how Grandma feels in her grave, knowing that her quality-since-1914 cookies are now being exploited at the hands of the evil Frito Lay company, who feel as though it is PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE to misguide consumers into thinking that the giant bags of chips that they purchase don’t consist of 50% air, 50% chips.</p>

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<p>^ She’s still alive baking them fresh every day… what are you thinking??</p>

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<p>^ Right, I forgot that it’s possible to be of old age in 1914 and still be rolling and baking cookies today. What was I thinking?? :/</p>

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<p>^^Not to mention, I even felt some air in those grandma’s cookies bags when I bought them. Haha.</p>

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<p>^^ Hmm, I sure don’t know…</p>

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<p>Anyone know where I can reach this woman? I want to tell her to improve her damn cookies.</p>

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<p>I hope you guys carry this discussion into the Hoosier State… ■■■■■.
She can be reached at 1-800-GRANNYCANTMAKECOOKIES</p>

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<p>What if I’m not actually going to IU? What if it’s a facade to cover up for the fact that my parents are condemning me to community college but I don’t want to post “Community College 2014” and be mocked at the hands of the overweening amount of CC overachievers?</p>

<p>Just kidding though. I really think I would die if that was actually to happen. No offense to community college students though.</p>

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<p>Oh yes… these are also the bomb diggity: <a href=“http://dontmesswithtaxes.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/16/milano_cookies.jpg[/url]”>http://dontmesswithtaxes.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/16/milano_cookies.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>Milano cookies taste mass-produced too. But they ARE better than Granny. I’ll give them that much.</p>

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<p>^ Stick them in the microwave for 15 seconds and they won’t taste mass produced anymore.</p>

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<p>^False they taste like mass produced chocolate humidity in the microwave. They are better than granny. I like the chocolate chunk cookies though, the soft ones. I hate crunchy cookies… ;&lt;/p>

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<p>^ Who said that’s bad? “mass produced chocolate humidity…”</p>

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<p>I hate how CC spazzes on me every night at approximately 12:00 AM.</p>

<p>My sister has some Milanos in her room. I just went and ate some… yum. Not Mrs. Fields, but good enough for now.
I think “mass produced chocolate humidity” just sounds nasty.</p>

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<p>You said they won’t taste mass produced, but they still do…</p>

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<p>^^ Hijack: Yes Yes that happens to me too. Really annoying.</p>

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<p>Glad to know I’m not the only one.</p>

<p>RESUME COOKIE DISCUSSION.</p>

<p>How do you guys feel about THESE babies?</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.dessertcomesfirst.com/wp-content/uploads/ice-cream-sandwich-1_rs.JPG[/url]”>http://www.dessertcomesfirst.com/wp-content/uploads/ice-cream-sandwich-1_rs.JPG&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;