I have to get a "B"... what happens if I don't?

<p>In reality being a chick with a male professor is a benefit- you have an arsenal of excuses that work. My friend who happens to have big boobs, emailed her teachers saying she is depressed because some guy dumped her and she passed all her classes- they all gave her C's even though she was going to get Fs. Plus as chicks we can also say we are either pregnant or have kids at home or etc and trust me that works. Guys cant really get away with that stuff unless they are a bit older and it is believable they have kids or a family etc, but a chick can get away with it at a pretty young age. Actually my cousin took Russian in community college and we are native Russians- anyhow she didnt attend a single class told the teacher she had a baby at home... about 5 years later when i took Russian the teacher asked me how my niece was - I had the oddest look on my face but went along with it lol.</p>

<p>" I have to get a "B"... what happens if I don't?"</p>

<p>LOL. WHY DID YOU MAKE A THREAD.</p>

<p>NO UCLA IS LIKE YOUR MOM AND IF YOU GET A C SHE'D BE LIKE, OH ITS OK IT'S, JUST TRY YOUR HARDEST NEXT TIME <em>PAT PAT</em> : ) !!!</p>

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<p>pics or lying</p>

<p>i agree with you trebor- the only thing better are the kids who CANNOT BEGIN to form a coherent English sentence asking about this or that relating to their acceptance to UCLA or Cal. looooooooooootttaaaaaaaa shady **** with regards to UC admissions.</p>