<p>Hamilton...</p>
<p>you get to be Burr</p>
<p>aaron burr
ps: i call his part</p>
<p>got milk?
.....</p>
<p>whitey......</p>
<p>lactase
ps: where'd that come from, deus?</p>
<p>intolerance</p>
<p>whitey, again...</p>
<p>vanilla ice</p>
<p>wurd to your motha!</p>
<p>"your momma's so fat..." jokes</p>
<p>(there's this ancient got milk commercial where a radio announcer offers a million dollars for the answer to the question, "who shot hamilton?" A history professor eating lunch sits a study completely swamped with books on the duel and walls covered with paintings depicting the incident. he calls the radio station frantically yelling "awun buh," realizes the name is unintelligible b/c of the sandwich in his mouth, and reaches for the milk to wash it down. you can guess the rest.)</p>
<p>weight loss
ps: doesn't reflect all that well on history profs, does it?</p>
<p>trimspa <em>shudder</em></p>
<p>(yeah, everytime i saw it, i screamed at the tv, "just pry the sandwich out of your mouth!")</p>
<p>Marrying very old millionaires in order to get their money</p>
<p>women.....</p>
<p>lets see if i can get a rise out of anyone..</p>
<p>cleaning..</p>
<p>your clock</p>
<p>Black Forest</p>
<p>cake</p>
<p>p.s. i don't get the last two references (black forest for clock and clock for cleaning..)..maybe im just slow...?</p>
<p>birthday!!!</p>
<p>"A Very Merry Un-Birthday"
ps: bonus points to anyone who knows where that song is from</p>