<p>wait till you get to the real army and everyone chews tobacco and the PSG gets phone calls in the middle of the night regardin bailing private dumb**** out of jail. and then he wakes up and goes an bails him out. THATS WHAT I CALL LOVE</p>
<p>8IzEnuff: That's the love we (that is, the Single and Loving It Club--S.L.I.C.) are all looking for for V-Day! Haha.</p>
<p>Actually, I love it when the football coach (a vetern) acts all mean and tough, but then in a second he'll love us (and show it by shouting at us). Basic conversation with him goes like this:</p>
<p>Me: (doing ab workout/push ups)</p>
<p>Coach: ARGGH! WHAT IS THAT UGLY THING DOING IN HERE?! SLACKING OFF AGAIN?! DON'T YOU BE MESSING WITH MY BABIES! (his football players are his babies)</p>
<p>And, of course, my physics teacher...</p>
<p>Teacher: $%^&!! You guys must be so stupid. I didn't even have a test, I guessed on the scantron, and I got a higher grade than you did! That just proves that this class is causing regression instead of progression! (kid asks a question) How stupid can you be? Is the answer not obvious? Look. We've done this a million times. You must be stupid...(explains)</p>
<p>Student: You know you love us.</p>
<p>Teacher: Yeah, right. No, I teach because it puts food on the table and pays the bills.</p>
<p>Of course, we know he cares for us (he wouldn't show up early/stay late if he didn't, right?).</p>
<p>The "Single and Loving It Club": I'm a life long member and didn't even know it!;)</p>
<p>quick question...I have been reading about the SLS and I was wondering if it is too late too apply? I think I have a pretty good shot to get into it if applications are still going on, but I just found out about the SLS a few days ago... So if anyone could send me a message or something that would be awesome!</p>
<p>You have until April 1st to apply. The link to the application is below. Good luck!</p>