I met a girl once.

<p>She was beautiful, funny, our personalities meshed perfectly. I knew she would be the one.</p>

<p>Then she told me that I would have to pay her a ridiculous sum of money (in excess of $53,000 every year) just to date her.</p>

<p>There was another girl. We were good friends, and I could tell she was really into me. I wasn't as attracted to her, but I still enjoyed her company. She liked me for who I was, and didn't care about my money.</p>

<p>Guess who I picked?</p>

<p>Hahahaha. </p>

<p>Beauty and…fit is overrated anyway. <em>sticks nose in air</em></p>

<p>University of Chicago?</p>

<p>LOL nice analogy. Hope you picked the second one if your friend, Banks had to lend you money to pay for the girl.</p>

<p>Atleast the girl wanted to give you a shot, though. I told this one really smart, funny guy I liked that I wanted us to spend the next four years together, but he rejected me because I was too poor.</p>