I need a favor!

<p>Who would willingly addict themselves to HSL or augment their addiction by willingly posting 2974658642 times to the point of being a top poster? In return you will be one of the top posters and potentially an HSL legend (which is valuable for being a non-n00b and stuff like that), and posters like myself will be eternally grateful.</p>

<p>plz help the HSL cause!</p>

<p>Nearly 3 billion times? No thanks.</p>

<p>haha not in one day :b</p>

<p>If you posted 2974658642 times, you’d out do even fellow leaf fan JaredFromLondon</p>

<p>I already tried, where’s my status?</p>

<p>Wait how do I check my post count on HSl? And 3 billion post is a lot on any forum, next to impossible.</p>

<p>^^ lol Cackalacky, you go without saying, but we need to addict the new ones before you leave. </p>

<p>^ lol yeah, 3 billion is pretty much impossible. It’s pretty hard to calculate your HSL post count as boardreader is down, but if you can search for all HSL posts by yourself, count the number in the past two weeks, find the weekly average thereof, and multiply that average by the number of weeks you’ve been posting, you should get some meaningful numbers.</p>

<p>No, I think this is stupid.</p>

<p>haha okay</p>

<p>meh, I think I’m super angsty because the Cafe is dead and I fear for HSL</p>

<p>Haha, I think I’ll pass.</p>

<p>lol…maple…</p>

<p>dawg…</p>

<p>Is it just me or does this thread imply that CelaPlusAimaple is quitting HSL?</p>

<p>^^ lifegrl -_- </p>

<p>:P</p>

<p>^ nope haha - I tried and failed :/</p>

<p>^good. we’ll miss you otherwise :] I’ll help the cause but, really, posting 2974658642 times is a formidable task…</p>

<p>Have you guys seen that person with 23164873264581326423 post counts in the parent’s forum?</p>

<p>He/she says it’s a glitch.</p>

<p>^omg, I did! (which just shows how much time I spent lurking in the parent’s forum:P)</p>

<p>^^ It is a glitch. </p>

<p>And what are you talking about for top poster? I’ve been the top poster on CC before and you only need like 1,000 or something in a week.</p>

<p>^^^^^ you can limit it to 1973642 times then :b</p>

<p>^ You’ve had 1000 in a week??? :O</p>

<p>^ Yeah…
When I was in the hospital last time. I was on 24 hour observation yesterday and I managed to only get a few. Glad they didn’t let me have my computer or I probably would have been blowing up HSL lol.</p>

<p>^I’m sad that you did not :(</p>

<p>^I would have liked that if you blew up HSL, for better or for worse, better being someone posts something interesting, or worse, it disappears.</p>