I need a girlfriend

<p>I love this thread.</p>

<p>Anyone else want a boyfriend? I’m very open to it. i really need to be someone’s girlfriend.</p>

<p>I need sympathy. Everyone else is sympathetic to her. Everyone’s more sympathetic to everyone else. Obviously they discriminate against aspies and ADD kids. Strongly so.</p>

<p>I just told narcissa to fark off. she’s also getting fatter. I also told fizix to fark off too. I hate her more than anything now.</p>

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<p>how bout IV and moodrets… maybe that wasn’t a real relationship… and cs</p>

<p>oh, so people actually do have relationship via the internet…</p>

<p>^^ According to a certain ccislulz’er it was obvious she was leading on CS. Which kind of makes sense. And not sure what exactly happened Moodrets. I’m guessing something similar.</p>

<p>It depends on the person’s nature really.</p>

<p>I’m going to pass away very soon. I’m on a hunger strike, which is very easy for me to do. But my BMI was already borderline low so it won’t take much to kill me.</p>

<p>Just tell the kakapos that I always loved them.</p>

<p>Yeah eating is kind of mandatory…Eat. :\ And I hope you’re kidding.</p>

<p>I hope so too.</p>

<p>I’m not kidding. I’ve had enough of humanity. Everyone hates me. The only thing I want to to is to die. Except, die passively, that is. I’m still going to avoid getting into trouble.I don’t want to do what I did that made SSP (and quite possibly HSHSP too) reject me. I don’t want to do what I did after my first psychiatrist denied me adderall for the first time. I don’t want to make the suicide threat I made that set me back 2 years</p>

<p>Or you could just not die and live and seek positives? You know, talking to people and finding someone with similar interests won’t hurt…</p>

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<p>That advice only works for neurotypicals, you know. I’m SEVERELY aspie. Everyone I know agrees with that. It’s impossible for me to do that.</p>

<p>No one understands aspies who are as severe as i am.</p>

<p>Well don’t ****ing kill yourself, that’s just dumb.</p>

<p>it’s not dumb. it’s an entirely rational thing to do if your life is painful and unbearable.</p>

<p>not that i’m going to do it. it’ll get me in trouble.</p>

<p>i’m sick. I’m just going to offer myself as a pet. I’ll be someone’s pet, anyone’s.</p>

<p>i want to be your pet. please. that is all. you
dont have to talk to your pets. they dont even understand what you
say. but you’re still nice to them.</p>

<p>it does mean that you have to spend some time talking to me. not
necessarily EVERY day. but enough time to stop me from being neurotic
and plucking my feathers. Pets only have one guardian. They don’t have
anyone else to take care of them or to fulfill their emotional needs.
Even the busiest scientists have friends, my master.</p>

<p>please take care of me.</p>

<p>that is all</p>

<p>Your lack of a girlfriend should not make you feel compelled to commit suicide.</p>

<p>Have you considered seeing a psychologist?</p>

<p>You don’t understand that I’m a severe autistic with no friends. You don’t understand what severe autism does to people. It’s not just gf, it’s that i have no friends.</p>

<p>^ do you mind telling me a little about what living with aspergers is like? Just curious…</p>

<p>How do you make situations seem “awkward”? as you put it…jw…</p>

<p>Just focus on YOU for now. Worry about getting a gf later. There’s still plenty of time. Having good friends is more helpful. Trust me:)</p>

<p>Well I’m not representative. Everyone I know agrees that I’m on the very very low end of Asperger’s.</p>

<p>It’s hard to say. You don’t realize what makes things awkward. that’s what makes asperger’s asperger’s</p>

<p>^this might sound weird but have you ever tried mimicking “normal” behavior (from say, somebody else?) to try to at least fit in?</p>

<p>@InquisitiveOne: I’ll be nice to you!! Its a hobby of mine. I luuuuv being nice to people. :)</p>

<p>“”" ^this might sound weird but have you ever tried mimicking “normal” behavior (from say, somebody else?) to try to at least fit in? “”"</p>

<p>it works for a small time but then it backfires</p>

<p>“” @InquisitiveOne: I’ll be nice to you!! Its a hobby of mine. I luuuuv being nice to people. “”</p>

<p>aww i appreciate it. but unfortunately i dont have very much trust in ppl</p>