I need calculus geeks

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>We are coming up with designs for a calc club tee-shirt, and I was wondering if anyone had any good calc jokes or one-liners, or even design ideas.
It needs to be funny
and its okay if it is borderline inappropriate. :D
Thanks!!</p>

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<p>well, the only one i know doesn't really apply to high school.</p>

<p>lim
GPA->0 Engineering = Business</p>

<p>You could try and play around with the limit and GPA idea.</p>

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<p>lim
Me -> Homework = ∞</p>

<p>:D</p>

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<p>I wish I were the graph of your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves!</p>

<p>I didn't come up with it, sadly.</p>

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<p>^^ i hear that waay too much but its still funny :D</p>

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<p>two relatively funny pictures that you could replicate...</p>

<p><a href="http://www.twoplustwoequalsfive.com/tshirts/images/keepinitreal.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.twoplustwoequalsfive.com/tshirts/images/keepinitreal.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p><a href="http://www.scienceteecher.com/justduit_large.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.scienceteecher.com/justduit_large.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>