<p>Well…I think the advice given has been mostly pretty good. That being said, I have a lot of trouble believing the OP’s story. It’s just too pat. I mean, the backpack contained THREE boxes of condoms, BOTH cocaine and marijuana, AND a “handle” of hard liquor? Who refers to a “handle” of liquor, anyway? That’s a bottle of booze so big it has a handle. All this stuff was in the backpack he brought home for the WEEKEND?</p>
<p>And everything else about him, including his grades, is just hunky-dory? I just don’t buy this fact pattern–it sounds like a hypothetical, perhaps posed by somebody whose parents are threatening to cut him off because they found a couple of roaches in the ash tray in his car.</p>