I need to become a National Merit Scholar....

Test Preparation SAT Preparation
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<p>Just tell him what he wants to hear and get it over with.</p>

<p>So, I saw this magical potion on sale a while ago. It will help you to get a 2400 on the SAT. It’s called “SAT Potion” manufactured by TuPutaMadre.Inc It says high score guarenteed. You get your money back if you still score below 2400 after using it. Go to Amazon and search for it.</p>

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<p>Lol that potion didn’t work. I only got a 2399 with it. Yes I missed 1/20th of a problem.</p>

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<p>^ Did you call them to get your money back? ;)</p>

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<p>No. Who calls nowadays? What are guns for anyways?</p>

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<p>LOL, I was the seller of that potion! It’s concocted from a mixture of my blood and saliva, and it gives you a temporary boost to the likes of my intelligence.</p>

<p>Pwned, b!tches! :)</p>

<p>Hey all-ivy, tell you what, I’ll sell it for you at a special low rate, 50% off! All you have to do is post here and give me your credit card number.</p>

<p>Seriously, though. Just stop asking stuff like this. Go study, and trust your own intellect.</p>

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No, seriously, I can do that for you ivy. But instead of posting here you need to PM me.</p>

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<p>i like ivy leagues</p>

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<p>^we can tell.</p>

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<p>all<em>ivy</em>academic, you need to go study. Seriously, there are no secret formulas. Score well above 200 on PSATs and you’ll probably get NMS. The best way to study for this is to take previous PSATs. Another good way is to just study for the SAT without the Essay. Just use the same tips for the SATs though. Good luck.</p>

<p>Can we please close this thread now?</p>

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<p>Stop lying to him KeepRolling. There are secret formulas. Just because you are evil and want him to fail, doesn’t mean that one of us won’t tell him the formula.</p>

<p>And a 200 for NMS? What state do you live in? all-ivy_academic will only need a 150 in the crapper of a state that he probably lives in.</p>

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<p>There is no such thing as studying. </p>

<p>Only magic and Hannah Montana concerts. I would know; I’m one of the Jonas Brothers.</p>

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<p>OMG Your really a Jonas Brother? Which one are you? I’m Hannah Montana and I love your songs.</p>

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<p>Dude, I’m actually one of the Jonas Brothers.</p>

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<p>Wow you suck at lying. The Jonas Brothers don’t say dude.</p>

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<p>I said “well above 200” but ok. By the way, I am Jesus. I pwn you all.</p>

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<p>lol! this boy is hilarious XD
if u want nms, keep posting =p
we’ll divulge the secret formula bit by bit.
hey i heard that bubbling all choices actually worked</p>

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<p>liar that only works on the sat…
Why do you all want him to fail so badly?
Just because he is ■■■■■■■■ doesn’t mean u should be so mean to him.</p>

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<p>Seriously, don’t kick a handicapped kid while he’s getting on the short bus.</p>

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<p>this thread is pointless…</p>