I never knew I was that crazy...

Pre-College Topics High School Life
1

<p>Okay, so here I am on a freezing March Friday. reading the few entries embedded into the pages of my sickiningly posh fifth grade diary. I can't believe how much I've matured since (it's been almost five years now. I'm fifteen...)...</p>

<p>2/25/02: Dear Diary,</p>

<pre><code> School was great today! I made a 100 on my adjective test and an eighty on my math homework. I got really nice grades. The whole day of school was nice, but it got even better when me and Samantha chatted about David Guyott, my major sixth grade[r] crush! David is so cute, but most of my ffriends think that he's too smart for me. I think he likes me a little, by the way he flirted with me last Wednesday at spelling practice. I sent him a love letter once and ever since his friends pick on me. On the way home, James Schad asked me if "I was going out with him". And when I was at my door, I could swear that James called me David's little pumpkin. I guess for David to like me I'll just be my own self, not an overfashioned prep!
</code></pre>

<p>3/1/02: Dear Diary,</p>

<pre><code> Oh my gosh! Sammy likes Brent! Samantha thinks Brent is cuter than my David, but I know she's boasting. The good thing is she's not announcing my love to my crush. Nothing in school was really fun, except for our wild substitute.
</code></pre>

<p>3/8/02: Dear Diary,</p>

<pre><code> I went to a pizza party and guess who was there?! David Guyott! I would have sat next to him if it weren't for Nathan Rigsby. Nathan is so nasty. I had a fine time. This weekend I'm going to look for David's house. Then I'll be totally satisfied!
</code></pre>

<p>3/9/02: Dear Diary, </p>

<pre><code> I tried to look for David's house as best as I could. He lives on a cul-de-sac called Twin Branch. My friends have no idea where he lives. I guess I'm going to have to use a map!
</code></pre>

<p>3/11/02: Dear Diary,</p>

<pre><code> God bless Dominique! She showed me where David Guyott lives!!!!!!!!!! His house is so big. I love his front yard too! No weeds on his grass! I love the way his hedges are cut! I was so loony when I saw that mansion of David's! I just need to ring the doorbell...
</code></pre>

<p>*Yeah, I'm kind of creeped out from reading how I was like back then as a stupid 11-year-old. Wow, I never knew I felt so strongly about such an ugly guy... Anyways, I cracked up when reading it and I wanted to share it with you.</p>

2

<p>You're a girl? Oops. I've been holding the wrong assumption for a long, long time.</p>

3

<p>lol. how cute.</p>

<p>you actually wrote your diary when you were young huh?
i started writing it and after like 3~5 entrees, I always got lazy I stopped writing.</p>

4

<p>aw how cute...anything ever happen with this David?</p>

5

<p>Those are interesting entries for a 5th grader. lol omggggg omgggg no weeds in his grass. Def a keeper.</p>

6

<p>haha those are pretty amusing.. wow you had really good english for a 5th grader.</p>

7

<p>Yeah, I guess English was decent. The context wasn't though, lol. I had low standards too. Nope. nothing happened to this David fellow. I gave him another love letter on the bus but signed it under another name. He came over to my seat, stood above me, and slowly ripped the letter into tiny bite-sized pieces that rained on my head like dandruff. Wow, I feel inspired to write a novel now...</p>

<p>If anyone else has any young diary entries, please post them here. I'd love to read them.</p>

8

<p>I'm really impressed by your grammar... your sentiments were so innocent! Awwwww</p>

9

<p>
[quote]
He came over to my seat, stood above me, and slowly ripped the letter into tiny bite-sized pieces that rained on my head like dandruff.

[/quote]
Aww, that's so mean! I would've cried.</p>

<p>I have young diary entries, too, but no one will understand what I say if I posted them because it'll look like nonsense to anyone.</p>

10

<p>I have never kept any records of my life, partially because I would like to forget most of it; it has not been fun until the last two years, when the constant ostracization stopped.</p>

11

<p>kman1456, 777!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

12

<p>You've actually used the word 'gosh' before?</p>

13

<p>
[quote]
He came over to my seat, stood above me, and slowly ripped the letter into tiny bite-sized pieces that rained on my head like dandruff.

[/quote]
lmao...wow...that seriously sounds like something I would've done because I was a complete a$$hole in elementary school...I was the fat bully (I lost ALL of the weight by the way lol)...I used to pick on people...and people used to pick on me because of my weight...:( :) lol...I got kicked out of Magnet in elementary school because of discipline problems...</p>

14

<p>^^ O Doyle Rulessssssssssssssssssssss</p>

15

<p>I had a diary, but I never kept up with it. I wrote in it a few times because, I was a girl and girls had diaries... Then I stopped because I was 1. lazy 2. didn't care 3. forgot and 4. became a boy. My spelling and grammar were terrible (and it's great now...) but I guess I was a bit younger than Righteous_Vigilante too.</p>

<p>May 18, 1996
It is tea Clottea's ont Colotea's Birth day <em>balloon drawing</em> and to day Hana and I openned are Club A Mistory won a Jr. won just for Kid's. <em>picture of a magnifying glass</em></p>

<p>[tea Clottea/Colotea is tia Claudia, my aunt from Honduras]
[Hana is my cousin Hanna]</p>

<p>October 17, 1996
It is rainey This morning. Thery is no skool too day. yay! but it is Thursday. <em>picture of raindrops and umbrella</em></p>

<p>10-28-96
too day I played yotsee and got 2nd place monday not micky mouse youtsee.</p>

<p>[by yotsee and youtsee I mean yahtzee]</p>

<p>I was most def a smart one.</p>

16

<p>How did you become a boy?</p>

17

<p>^^ hhahhaha lol...lol oj</p>

18

<p>So is your user pronounced lab-blondie, or la-blondie?</p>

19

<p>How I Became a Boy: The Life and Legend of lablondie
Quoted from Ch. 3 - The Land of Tomte</p>

<p>Once upon a time there was a young girl named Brynna. She had many friends, for everyone liked her. She was quite an amazing child, but her life was about to take an unusual twist.</p>

<p>While playing in the cow pasture at her friend Ellie's house, she discovered a magic portal that went directly to 'The Land of Tomte.' The Land of Tomte was very a tempting land filled with red buttons, forbidden apples, and the most dangerous of all... a stream filled with the rainbow. After ignoring her desires to drink from this stream for a good 4 minutes, she gave in and cupped her hands, filling them with the revitalizing water. She indeed tasted the rainbow.</p>

<p>Moments after her first sip she began feeling a slight pressure near the left temporal lobe. Before she knew it, she had a sudden urge to give up her Storm and Rogue figurines in favor of Wolverine and Gambit. She tried forcing herself the regurgitate the water, but alas, it was too late. She shall forever remain the gender opposite.
Fin.</p>

20

<p>QuizQuick</p>

<p>It's la blondie. It's another 'wow, she's crazy' story. In 7th grade a friend and I were bored in tech class. She decided her new was going to be The Spanky Spankerson Virus and I was going to be La Blondie Blondo Virus. La, like in Spanish. I now take off the blondo virus.</p>

<p>It's really funny though if you go into a chat room with the name 'The Spanky Spankerson Virus' or 'La Blondie Blondo Virus.' No doubt, some idiot will freak out because, "OMG!!! There's a virus in here that's going to infect me! Ahhh!!!"</p>