<p>How I Became a Boy: The Life and Legend of lablondie
Quoted from Ch. 3 - The Land of Tomte</p>
<p>Once upon a time there was a young girl named Brynna. She had many friends, for everyone liked her. She was quite an amazing child, but her life was about to take an unusual twist.</p>
<p>While playing in the cow pasture at her friend Ellie's house, she discovered a magic portal that went directly to 'The Land of Tomte.' The Land of Tomte was very a tempting land filled with red buttons, forbidden apples, and the most dangerous of all... a stream filled with the rainbow. After ignoring her desires to drink from this stream for a good 4 minutes, she gave in and cupped her hands, filling them with the revitalizing water. She indeed tasted the rainbow.</p>
<p>Moments after her first sip she began feeling a slight pressure near the left temporal lobe. Before she knew it, she had a sudden urge to give up her Storm and Rogue figurines in favor of Wolverine and Gambit. She tried forcing herself the regurgitate the water, but alas, it was too late. She shall forever remain the gender opposite.
Fin.</p>