<p>As my former username was Righteous_Vigilante, I decided for some reason, on New Year’s day, to search up my old posts for mere amusement. And indeed, I sit here, amused at the topics I picked for discussion.</p>
<p>wenesday, november 4:
dear diary, maybe i’m not chinese but i still have to investigay (that’s a word police officer frank taut me).</p>
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<p>Alex</p>
<p>The diary from my younger days…so embarrassing. God.</p>
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<p>OMG…that made me laugh so hard. XD Awesomeness.</p>
<p>That is one odd 5th grader…</p>
<p>I didn’t realize weedless lawns equated to sexiness.</p>
<p>And what kind of 5th grader uses words like ‘boast?’ :P</p>
<p>Wow, reading my old online journal entries from the 8th grade makes me so embarrassed of myself.</p>
<p>May 1st, 2004
oh joy! this girl brittney didn’t move to florida after all -.- aren’t we all happy? he…he…he… (nervous laugh). great, now she can resume her interrogation of my personal life every day again. “why don’t you have a boyfriend, [my name, which you’ll never know, suckers XP]? it’s sooooooooo much fun! YOU SHOULD TRY IT!” <em>i should try it? and how do you suppose i go about doing that?</em> whatever. she should’ve moved to florida, i can’t stand her.</p>
<p>lmao…I hope you didn’t use that guy’s real name, you probably don’t want that coming up when he Googles himself</p>
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Oh goodness. That’s just the best.</p>
<p>If you want to hear something really lame, I started keeping a blog in fifth or sixth grade. I’ve been writing journals and everything else as long as long as I remember, but I made that crap public to the world…frighteningly early.</p>
<p>I’ll have to find one…</p>
<p>Wow, someone dug up a thread that I posted over 20 months ago.</p>
<p>I didn’t know what boasting was when I was in fifth grade. Your entries are cute.</p>
<p>i wrote diary just to express my thoughts that I didn’t want to tell anyone, and then, torn them apart, lol</p>
<p>your diary is just amazing! It’s nice to keep such things that long ^^ and when you look back, you can see your whole childhood ^^</p>
<p>“I never knew I felt so strongly about such an ugly guy…”</p>
<p>oh, how you’ve matured</p>
<p>zdub08, when I had the username Righteous_Vigilante and made that post, I was 15. I am now 17. Explains the maturity, eh?</p>
<p>And violet98, back then, when I made that post, I was so ignorant. That IS his real name. Everyone’s name is uncensored. I’m going to regret this now…</p>
<p>What…?</p>
<p>Just report the post and have a moderator censor the names. :)</p>
<p>lol! Well, if he happens to Google his name, he’ll probably be flattered :)</p>
<p>^ Except for the “…about such an ugly guy” part lmao.</p>
<p>This thread inspired me to dig up my old journal spanning 3rd-5th grades, and it is SO embarrassingly pathetic! I wrote about crap like getting 100% on some math worksheet and stuff :D</p>
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<p>Excellent use of irony.</p>