<p>HAHA</p>
<p>Brown eyed girls couldnt marry blue or green eyed guys but Blue and Green eyed girls could marry brown eyed men.</p>
<p>I also when I was little gave a sex to each letter which I still remember till today. A is a girl, B is a boy, C is a boy, D is a boy, E is a girl, F is a girl......Its really weird.</p>
<p>Hahahaha. Lol!
I kind of did the same thing, but with the numbers clock. I made up a character for every number and pretended they were related to each other and made up a whole story. For example, the 6 was the 4's father and the 7 was her evil step mother who wouldn't let her marry the 5 and so on... The 8 was the fat and cheerful uncle, by the way.</p>
<p>I also used to think China and Japan were two names for the same country (I was really little and I'm from Europe...so yeah...).</p>
<p>I have no idea why, but I used to think the Backstreet Boys were black. Then I saw them on TV one day, and I was like, WHAT?!</p>
<p>I remember when I was little and I used to hear people on TV with foreign accents, I used that they were purposely talked in that accent and asked my parents why they were talking funny.</p>
<p>hahahahahaaha I used to say the "ellemenopee" when reciting the alphabet as well. It flows so nicely :)</p>
<p>I used to think gibberish was a real language.</p>
<p>Serious ones that I was a fool for believing:
I believed that I would go to the same school through 12th grade.
I believed that I would have the same friends forever. </p>
<p>Silly ones:
I believed that in the song "There's a Kind of Hush" by Herman's Hermits, they were saying "There's a can of fish all over the world..."
I believed that you could only have one best friend. Which I later changed to you could only have one best friend at a time. So when I was with one friend, she was my best friend and when I was with my other friend, she held the title.
I believed that if I slept with my pajamas inside out and a spoon under my pillow and flushed an ice cube down the toilet before I went to sleep, that I would have a snow day the next day.
I believed that the Tooth Fairy magically knew when you lost a tooth. I was very disappointed when I didn't tell my parents about the tooth, and woke up to find it still under my pillow.</p>
<p>When my grandfather would come by our house during his lunch break from the hospital in town, I was always in awe of him. He was in charge of the entire 4th floor, which included the heart unit. He wore a shirt with his first name embroidered on it. And even though the shirt also had the logo of the janitorial company he worked for, I labored for many years under the impression/recollection that he was an important doctor at the hospital. This belief was so deeply ingrained in me that even through high school, when I knew he worked for a janitorial firm I still regarded him as every bit the equal -- professionally speaking -- to the doctors he worked beside. Of course, in terms of character (and the smell of his pipe) the doctors didn't hold a candle to Grandpa.</p>
<p>I thought the term was "the ghost is clear."</p>
<p>I thought Los Angeles was as far north as you could go in California.</p>
<p>Whenever I'd be using Microsoft Word and see "Save as Untitled" I would read it in my head as "unlitled"</p>
<p>The first BMW I came into contact with was really vintage, so I never thought BMW was a luxury car brand.</p>
<p>I thought husbands had to be one year older than their wives.</p>
<p>I thought yearbook was actually "ear-book"</p>
<p>I believed in God.</p>
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<p>Looking back, I'm not sure if I believed in God or just believed my parents.</p>
<p>I thought pay-per-view was paper-view. I didn't understand how you could watch TV on a piece of paper.</p>
<p>"paper-view"</p>
<p>I thought it was paperview until... um, two years ago.... I thought it was just one of those wacky names.</p>
<p>I thought that when my mom went to the hospital, they deflated her stomach and brought a baby.
I also thought if she did something bad, the punishment is being "fat" .LOL</p>
<p>Quarter of an hour is 25 minutes.---hahaha i thought that too!</p>
<p>How about they saying "made you look" when you try to trick someone by saying there's a stain on their shirt. In elementary school I thought it was "major look" for some reason.</p>
<p>I thought that when you recorded something on the television and you had it on mute, it would always be on mute.</p>
<p>I thought deams were real. I remember waking up and getting mad at my brother because he ate my birthday cake in my dream.</p>
<p>I thought downtown LA and downtown Los Angeles were 2 different places. Mainly because LA sounded different than Los Angeles.</p>
<p>I thought a valedictorian was a valevictorian (but nevertheless knew it was highest gpa person) and thought at graduation the person wears an elegant - Victorian looking button up shirt.</p>
<p>I thought DKNY, when I first saw it, was called Deenky.</p>
<p>lol i love this thread</p>
<p>i used to think that if you hugged trees everyday, they would eventually hug you back</p>
<p>i used to think that if you stepped on a crack your mother's back would really break</p>
<p>i used to think that i could actually use my "cooties" as a weapon</p>
<p>i used to think that when the streetlight turned green, it was because i wished it so lol</p>
<p>I always thought the 'TO LET' sign board were misspelled. Always wondered why an 'I' was missing and why would they advertise (a huge sign board along with a number to call) to sell toilets.</p>