<p>No one has mentioned Lox Univ, the most expensive university there is. Without Lox, UBagel is nothing.</p>
<p>My mom wants me to go to Lox University so that I can "meet a nice Jewish boy."</p>
<p>Do you guys think I could transfer into UBagel from the University of Cinnamon Raisin with a 4.0 gpa in cream cheese, fantastic dough scores, and stellar recommendations from the bagel boss and pillsbury doughboy or Sara Lee?</p>
<p>Most likely not; UBagel only takes the cream cheese of the crop, and you only have a 4.0 GPA... it must be atleast 4.299999. If your GCS is above 1197/1200 (the mean GCS at UBagel), then you might have a shot if, again, you raise your GPA to solid A+, but it's still just a craps shoot. How are your ECs?</p>
<p>P.S. Try Cornbreadell... it's a lesser known, ivy school but their bagels are still top notch. Also, try Tartmouth.</p>
<p>best of luck!</p>
<p>cheers
=)</p>
<p>"Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiot things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."</p>
<p>that is how i feel after reading this thread lol.</p>
<p>Werd814, don't forget about Ryece University -- a lesser known prestigious institution as well, but they made it all the way to the end of the Big Yeast Conference last year. You could say that they're rolling and rising to another level.</p>
<p>Hahahaah Billy Madison, woo</p>
<p>this just made my day..</p>
<p>Let's have a vote for the funnier thread:</p>
<p>"I want a bagel"?</p>
<p>Or, "University of Baghdad decisions"?</p>
<p>I put in one for I want a bagel!</p>
<p>yaaay for I want a bagel!!!!Actually it's a tough choice-- hmmm....I think it's a tie~</p>
<p>why bring back this thread.. WHY?!?! </p>
<p>-_-</p>
<p>McGill, or any other university in Montreal. The best bagels are from Saint-Viateur Bagels of course (though some crazy Concordia students prefer the Faubourg bagels...)</p>