I Want a column called "Cornellingus"

<p><a href="http://www.cornellsun.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2005/02/01/41ff0ff96fa9d%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.cornellsun.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2005/02/01/41ff0ff96fa9d&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>Evidently college students get to the point. Imagine reading something like this in the NY Times.....</p>

<p>Oh my God, that was so great!! It would be pretty funny to see something like that in the NY Times... but even better if it showed up in my high school newspaper! :)</p>

<p>oh god, people would flip a shizzle if that showed up in the highschool newspaper</p>

<p>that's quite an erotic article... yeah...yup...</p>

<p>i'd like to see the responses</p>

<p>Haha...I personally think it would be awesome if it were in my school newspaper. LOTS of people could reeeeeaalllllllllllllly use that knowledge if you ask me!!!</p>

<p>"So, what's your major?"</p>

<p>i'm such a joker :P</p>

<p>LOL...yes, you are ;)</p>

<p>well its good to know that college campuses are still liberal...i was begining get a bit worried. lol</p>

<p>speaking of liberal....there was a picture of a naked student in an article in our paper, her parts were covered by this naked guys hands, his were covered by her body...</p>

<p>good morning spanks, i'm guessing you can deduce the identities?</p>

<p>hey polter</p>

<p>well, kind of, she's one of those artsy people, and she kind of does look like a guy...actually, more like a boy, since she cut all her hair off and has no distingushing features</p>

<p>hmmm... disturbing</p>

<p>what about the lucky guy?</p>

<p>he looked like a regular dude lol</p>

<p>I'm off to school now</p>

<p>if she doesnt look like a girl, maybe he wasn't so lucky.</p>

<p>who said he likes the feminine type?</p>

<p>sorry jumping to conclusions...</p>