<p>I got a billion on the SACT!!! It’s sat and act combined becuz i’m super smart.</p>
<p>AND ALSO:</p>
<p>My child got a perfect SAT and ACT his first sitting without studying!!! His GPA is a 9.57830 and he has 5000+ community service hours, 257 EC’s (he’s president of ALL of them!!!), donated his kidney to a child in Timbucktoo, had the greatest recommendations EVER IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD, and is just the most perfect-est person that ever existed ever in the entire world that ever was.</p>
<p>And he got rejected from all the schools he applied to because all them black people/hispanics just checked off the minority button and got in automatically, despite being FAR LESS SUPERIOR than my perfect child. In fact, I think I’m going to SUE the school for reverse racism!!! ROAR ROAR ROAR HELICOPTER HELICOPTER HELICOPTER INJUSTICE INJUSTICE INJUSTICE!!!</p>
<p>^ That was a bit unnecessary.</p>
<p>^ I agree.</p>
<p>^,^^ I’m confused. What’s the difference between this and the OP?</p>
<p>Apparently mocking entitled children is acceptable, but their crazy parents are off-limits.</p>
<p>If anything, the crazy parents deserve it more.</p>
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<p>Yep so every single URM who gets in definitely HAS something that admissions committees want. Race plays no factor of course… </p>
<p>I’m not saying that some URM’s don’t have * other * things that admissions committees want… but only a fool would deny that race doesn’t play a factor.</p>
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…and the same can be said for every single ORM/white person who gets in… O___o
I really don’t see where you’re going with this lol.</p>
<p>@ haptic: go on…</p>
<p>… Fail thread. Lots of racism happening in here.</p>
<p>**I am THE HAIRY LEMON.</p>
<p>Every admissions officer that interviewed me was STARSTRUCK by MY HAIRINESS AND SOURNESS and DELECTABLE YELLOW TEXTURE.</p>
<p>BOW TO ME, ALL OF YOU CC HOBBITS.**</p>
<p>but your skin is yellow… I thought they looked for lemons with “darker” texture…</p>
<p>Google lemon party.</p>
<p>°[-_____-]°</p>
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I don’t see the relevance…</p>
<p>I know this is kinda late, but I’m black!</p>
<p>“I thought they looked for lemons with ‘darker’ texture…”
I don’t even know what to think about this</p>
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They used to, but then all the mother lemons were leaving their baby lemons outside for a few days to darken their skin. Unfortunately, this also made them squishy and rotten, leading to the Great Lemon Panic of '83. After that, policies changed to favor more naturally yellow lemons.</p>
<p>Pink lemonade - yum :)</p>
<p>You can’t have yellow texture - that doesn’t make any sense</p>