<p>You truly are the dumbest person EVER!! What did you think would happen?!</p>
<p>You should have told them you read it for the articles haha.</p>
<p>Your school principal is such a killjoy.</p>
<p>Write to Playboy, and see if you can get Hugh Hefner to write a recommendation letter for you. Maybe he’ll think it was funny and want to help you out.</p>
<p>That’s actually absolutely hilarious; sadly, principals don’t have senses of humour. I think a suspension is a little heavy-handed.</p>
<p>Most suspensions at my school are just homework, fighting, or drugs offences. The funniest suspension I’ve seen was definitely when one of the communists hacked the announcement board. At my school, there are a group of 14-16yo boys, all of whom are self-styled communists, all of whom are very good at being fools and little else. My school has an announcement board in the lobby. It’s controlled from a computer in an office. One of the communists sneaked into the office during after-school study hours, found the password written somewhere, and changed the screen to pictures of Lenin and Che and an announcement that “the iron curtain will rise again!!!”. He even signed it with his name. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him again.</p>
<p>One kid fake kidnapped his friend and texted their mom that he was holding the friend for ransom and would kill everyone at the school if the mom didn’t pay. The cops were called and the school pressed charges, so he was tried for terrorism. He got off completely free though.</p>
<p>People are truly really dumb sometimes.</p>
<p>@ZombieDante:
I agree.</p>
<p>And @clandarkfire:
It’s funny and alll, but how could you have seriously expected for no consequences to come out of that?</p>
<p>I don’t think that you should have gotten SUSPENDED for doing that; it was pretty funny after all.
but lying to the principle, if you DO get found out (which is very possible) will probably get you into even deeper trouble.</p>
<p>Get a lawyer. But seriously, you are the man.</p>
<p>Funny, but stupid. I would be extremely surprised if admissions officers found it in anyway amusing.</p>
<p>And the OP still got into Yale! Lol…</p>
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<p>Yep, your fault.</p>
<p>Haha, definitely funny. But, what were you really expecting?</p>
<p>You and your friends are all stupid for putting your real names on there. You guys all should have went with fake, creatively concocted witty ones. Like Ben Dover.</p>
<p>That was pretty funny, but not a good idea. Know what would be even funnier? Putting the principal’s name as the recipient. (That would have gotten you in even more trouble, but I guess you wouldn’t have cared either way hahaha)</p>
<p>@HSMCCP win</p>