I will answer all questions in the form of a rhyme.

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<p>Play NetHack. Robocode is for the weak.
Though I, at this point, have my tongue-in-cheek.</p>

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<p>Why is bioshock cool?</p>

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<p>Who am I really?</p>

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<p>If you rub a balloon on your head and then lift it up, why does your hair stand up?</p>

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<p>Which is better - Julia A. Moore or William Topaz McGonagall (no offense, if you get what I mean)? </p>

<p>Why do you play NetHack?</p>

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<p>ninja.of.love - I'll try stealing this one</p>

<p>Take any class in physics and you will learn
The effect is caused by electricity
Of the static kind; and after such classes
You will find it to be sheer simplicity.</p>

<p>I know, it's horrible (11 syllables in a line, and it doesn't really make sense), but at least it rhymes.</p>

<p>I'll leave it to fizix to come up with a much better one.</p>

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<p>THE SIDE OF MY NOSE HURTS REALLY REALLY BAD!! THIS IS THE WORST PAIN I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO??! am i dying?</p>

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<p>A duck just bit me...Why?</p>

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<p>You were bitten by a duck
Because you suck.</p>

<p>No offense. Its just so convenient.</p>

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<p>Why did Sarah blow me off?</p>

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<p>why didn't nickelodeon release "doug" dvds?</p>

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<p>or rugrats. what about rugrats? i think im going to law school just so i can legally force nickelodeon or whoever owns the rights to the shows i enjoyed as a kid to release them on dvd. who's with me?</p>

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<p>i am! i want to see allegra's window, gullah gullah island, and eureeka's castle, too...</p>

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<p>What did I just do right now?</p>

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<p>
[quote]
Why is bioshock cool?

[/quote]
</p>

<p>Not</a> Bioshock has caused the great
Frosh of class 07-08
To get five hours of sleep a night
Building it with all their might
Till one day it got so bad
That flame they did; and that was sad.</p>

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<p>
[quote]
Which is better - Julia A. Moore or William Topaz McGonagall (no offense, if you get what I mean)? </p>

<p>Why do you play NetHack?

[/quote]
</p>

<p>As always, [url=<a href="http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Julia+A+Moore&word2=William+Topaz+McGonagall%5DGooglefight%5B/url"&gt;http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Julia+A+Moore&word2=William+Topaz+McGonagall]Googlefight[/url&lt;/a&gt;] provides
the answer to all queries.
A game of Hack, perhaps, shall tide
Me over; I'm so weary.</p>

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<p>Do I turn you on?:P</p>

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<p>am i awesome or what?</p>

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<p>What is the purpose of life? (Can't wait to hear this one)</p>

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<p>
[quote]
What is the purpose of life? (Can't wait to hear this one)

[/quote]
</p>

<p>NetHack, prefrosh, karaoke;
Camping barefoot in the Smoky
Mountains; eating ice cream bars;
Staring at the twinkly stars;
Proving that for a in Z
a^p == a (mod p);
Sharing stories with your friends
(Unless you lack -- but I can lend
Companionship to those who need it.
Please stay strong; don't be defeated);
Boarding planes to foreign lands;
Snoozing on Hawaiian sand;</p>

<p>And if this fails to satisfy,
Hang yourself, and you may die.</p>