I witnessed a murder today...

<p>I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told her what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air .</p>

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<p>i believe it goes:
but i thought "MAN forget it, yo holmes to bel-air." And by the way, when I first read this it scarred the crap out of me.</p>

<p>I witnessed Republicans get slaughtered.</p>

<p>At the very first sight of the title of the thread, I knew it was b.s. If you were "traumatized" by this "murder", you would wait at least a couple of months before talking about it on an internet forum. Secondly, your post would be much more longer than it currently is:).</p>

<p>lol, I agree with Penn_Dreamer, it still gave me a good laugh though. :)</p>

<p>I kinda fell for it in the start - i was like, omg i wonder where this person lives?</p>

<p>And then here:
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Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

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I was like, weird..it sounds familiar - but I kept believing it..</p>

<p>Then:
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I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.

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I was like, *** this person WHISTLED for a cab? do people still do that?</p>

<p>And then I finally realised the truth.</p>

<p>there was a thread just like this here in the cafe not 3 months ago. This was obvious from the start...the other one was a little more believable.</p>

<p>Haha, funny... but not so believable. Could've been better, though.</p>

<p>But seriously, I once saw a homeless man get killed by a car. It was horrible. It's not BS, by the way. We were at a red light and a homeless man was crossing the street. The light turned green so all the cars began moving. Well, as the homeless man passed in front of an Expedition, we all expected the man in the Expedition to wait. But I don't think he even saw the homeless man. He literally ran him over and dragged him under the car for a few feet until the man finally heard my mom screaming and stopped. I made my mom leave because it was a little too much for me.. Anyway, it was on the news and everything .. ah! I have to stop thinking about it now. </p>

<p>Sorry about that .. Didn't mean to tell this story.</p>

<p>^I saw a cat get run over by a car going about 60 mph (not a human, I know lol). It was a pretty nasty sight. The cat was paralyzed and kept squirming on the ground. The next morning it was dead in the middle of the road.</p>

<p>And I almost believed this thread until the original poster got to the part where his mom wanted him to leave.</p>

<p>^that's the thread I was talking about, I couldn't remember who made it though.</p>