if animals could talk....

<p>then that would be creepy.</p>

<p>they do talk. we just can't understand them.</p>

<p>Well, you can talk, can't you? ;)</p>

<p>nope i speak gibberish</p>

<p>I thought this thread would be like:</p>

<p>if animals could talk, then they would say...</p>

<p>:(</p>

<p>If animals could talk, then the extremist vegetarians that get in every meat eater's face would get in everyone's faces even more.</p>

<p>The "normal" (as in the ones who don't get in everyone's face) might not think too much about it</p>

<p>New vegetarians will have a new spark to keep them on the vegetarian track.</p>

<p>For the rest.... I don't know.... bleeeh</p>

<p>If my dog could talk, well, I'd have to kill him.</p>

<p>He knows too much.</p>

<p>^ lol...the same goes for my cat.</p>

<p>I'll do this for NotAmbidextrous....</p>

<p>if animals could talk, then they would say......</p>

<p>My cat talks, not English, but we know when its hungry or when it wants to play. If my mother speaks a sentence in full English it knows what to do. like she will say.</p>

<p>"Hey chief go wait by the front door" and she will go running to the front door.</p>

<p>cats are geniuses....they really are. my cat also understands english. like, this one time, i told him to make me a burger, and, he didn't. he's smart enough to know when not to listen to people. AMAZING.</p>

<p>My cat just screams at me:</p>

<p>I'M HUNGRYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

<p>FEED ME, *****!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

<p>PET ME!!!!!!!!!!</p>

<p>cats are stupid.</p>

<p>^ Really? Isn't it the cat's human owner who goes to the store, buys cat litter, hauls the litter into the house, cleans out the litterbox, throws away the used litter, replenishes the litter and then starts the whole process over again? All this while the cat hangs out on the sofa, lounging in the sun? Sounds to me like the cat is pretty smart after all . . .</p>

<p>^ hahaha he has a point</p>

<p>. . . bird, because having the ability to fly would be amazing.</p>

<p>i'd be a swan or a penguin because they stick together for life</p>

<p>a horse....don't ask me why. hehe</p>

<p>I would be the eagle. Keen, silent, and deadly. :cool:</p>

<p>knight and gbesq> i never said that cat owners were smart, themselves. but the fact that their owners are idiots doesn't make cats smart.</p>