If HSL were a REAL High School, how would it look?

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>I like Asians. Asians should be Prom King and Queens :)</p>

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<p>i wanna be prom king!</p>

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<p>hmm, I think I wanna be prom queen. When are we voting?</p>

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<p>Lord, HSL would be a freaky school. In order to take challenging classes we'd have to steal UChicago's de facto motto, "Where fun comes to die." Our school's prom king was asian. :) Mandarin Club anyone?</p>

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<p>i wanna be queen! im the best of both worlds, asian majority and white minority. canto club 4lyf.</p>

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<p>Spruce we gotta do a Canto vs Mando West Side Story school production, haha :) Chinatown style :)</p>

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<p>^ wow, lol....</p>

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<p>hey, what about a spanish prom king....with an accent....</p>

<p>MEEEEEE!!!!</p>

<p>Lol, jk jk</p>

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<p>Sometimes people who want to be prom queen have horrible face disfiguring car accidents
I'm sorry spruce, meadow36</p>

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<p>Accidents happen</p>

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<p>^^Mean Girls..lol</p>

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<p>Sometimes bus drivers can't see you....</p>

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<p>i'll just accept my crown now :)</p>

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<p>it would probably be the smartest, preppiest, nerdiest school ever with kids fretting about 99 averages because they couldn’t get a 100.</p>

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<p>There would be parents going to the school and it’d be pretty awkward.</p>

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<p>I’d be the greatest lemon ever to walk on CCHS. </p>

<p>I will be legen–</p>

<p>[WAIT FOR IT]</p>

<p>–dary.</p>

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<p>I would probably fail out, considering all the people here are so incredibly smart that even TRYING to compete would mean walking on hot coals while simultaneously trying to juggle 30 apes in each hand and also managing to eat 3 ice creams at the same time. Not to mention, having FUN!! Yeah. </p>

<p>I’d probably be the artsy, hyper one. Don’t know which clique I’d be in, though. Anyone else here like to draw and talk about bananas?</p>

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<p>It would be SO FUNTABULOUS! </p>

<p>~ It would probably be so competitive that you could cut the stress in the air with a butterknife…
~ People would form massive study groups and actually STUDY…
~ There would always be interesting people to talk to during lunch…
~ Only AP/IB classes would even exist…
~ There would be a huge “chance me” bulletin where people fill out and rate stats…
~ Everyone would have similar interests, so we would all form one huge clique (or would we? Would there be “clique” distinctions, like under-overacheiver, semi-overacheiver, over-overacheiver? Probably…
~ There’d be a huge library, I’d imagine…</p>

<p>Sounds like heaven.</p>

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<p>I’d cry because we’d probably get too much homework.</p>

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<p>Maybe the competition over rank and grades would be so heated that a riot would break out, destroying everything and reverting everyone back to a prehistoric lifestyle. </p>

<p>Maybe not.</p>

<p>They should be different and grade every class on a curve with an average of 50 percent and a standard deviation of 10 percent. If the entire school has a 3.9+ UW, GPA would be pretty pointless. Or an average of 0. </p>

<p>Oh and the lowest kid in the class might still get into HYPSM. The val would probably be murdered, kidnapped, or their grades hacked or something. And the second, third, fourth…</p>