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Colleges & Universities A-Z Military Academy - West Point
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<p>Hi folks. Yes, I'm here messing up your forum again, but with good reason.</p>

<p>Please be aware that I now live within an hour of West Point. (No, not by choice, and yes I've been fully vaccinated so I'm in no danger at all, thank you for asking.) </p>

<p>If anyone here has a cadet that needs something or if there is something I can do that you, due to distance, can't, I'll be happy to try and help you out. Special note to mothers and girlfriends: biological functions and kisses are exempted. Thank you for your understanding. ;)</p>

<p>Seriously. If I can help I'll be happy to. Just please get the word to the guardhouse not to shoot me as I come through the gates, OK? ;)</p>

<p>Y'all know where to reach me.</p>

<p>Beat Army! :D</p>

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<p>That is very nice of you. I'll keep it in mind since I am 3000 miles away from West Point. :)</p>

<p>Go ARMY!!! Beat Navy!!!</p>

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<p>What a great offer Z!<br>
Thanks!</p>

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<p>"I now live within an hour of West Point"</p>

<p>"yes I've been fully vaccinated"</p>

<p>You are in Jersey aren't you?</p>

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<p>Yes. :(</p>

<p>Send help!</p>

<p>Don't mention it Shogun. My pleasure. :)</p>

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<p>I'm closer than you are Zaphod...haha, are you in the armpit region, shore or regular type NJ?</p>

<p>You know why New Yorkers are so depressed?</p>

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<p>Armpit had better not be a reference to central Jersey :(</p>

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<p>I'm working in the top left-hand corner near Mahwah. No clue where I'll end up living.</p>

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<p><spidermom sings="" springsteen="">
"Well they closed down the auto plant in Mahwah late that month
Ralph went out lookin' for a job but he couldn't find none
He came home too drunk from mixin' Tanqueray and wine
He got a gun shot a night clerk now they call'm Johnny 99"</spidermom></p>

<p>Sounds like a nice place ;)</p>