<p>Today, I'm in science class, when this really annoying girl raises her hand (keep in mind: 2 honors classes this year, never any before, pretty average, got like 150/240 on psats, just for an idea of what type of student she is) and says to my (retarded) physics teacher: I swear to God this happened, and scarily enough, I go to a "good school" or what claims to be one...</p>
<p>Girl: What are good schools for chemical engineering?
Teacher: MIT
Girl: What's MIT?
Teacher: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Girl: Any others?
Teacher: <em>lists some schools</em>
Girl: Well, did you know that I'm an automatic in for Columbia and Bernahd (seriously worse pronunciation of what I think was Barnard-side note)
Teacher: ??
Girl: I'm a girl and I'm going to be applying for science and they like really need that so I'm definitely in. My college counselor said I definitely am.
Teacher: Yeah, I mean, you have a definite advantage, I would say at least 95% (not sarcastic. my teacher is a dumbbutt)</p>
<p>God. My school gives people way too high expectations and way too much ego. </p>
<p>I just thought you guys would appreciate that!</p>