if Princeton was a Starbucks coffee drink...

<p>I think that if Princeton was a coffee drink, it would be a nice cup of overly-bitter yet watery, non-shade grown coffee from some unsanitary bean crop in New Jersey. Although it would be repeatedly ranked as the "United States best cup of coffee," everyone would know that it didn't belong there. </p>

<p>And it would only be served in run-down diners by old, smelly, raspy ladies named "Betty" who were nostalgic of the old days, when their diner was ever so glamorous, and when the coffee was actually good.</p>

<p>And it would cost $14. And there were no free refills.</p>

<p>And they would always give you too much sugar to put in. Until one day, they decided to "cap" the number of sugar packets they could give out, because the other diners started to get angry.</p>

<p>Juuuuust kidding! :p That was a fun anaolgy to make, though.</p>

<p>But if Princeton was really a Starbucks coffee, I think it would be that new "drinking chocolate" drink. Just because. :)</p>

<p>ohhhh...Chantico! My friend said it was heaven in a cup. However, I'm not quite sure that I'm totally comfortable with having heaven pass through my bladder. Seems a little wrong, no?</p>

<p>not at all, after all, I consider Godiva to be heavenly and that passed through the digestive system</p>

<p>Chantico scares me, I'm afraid it's going to suffocate me, it's SOO thick. </p>

<p>and rovee, in Portland there's a cute chain called Coffee People, but they're not that good =/ Starbucks is better, and there are 370 of them in NYC, or 7.5 per mile :)</p>

<p>white chocolate mocha. SOOOOOOOOO GOOOODDD to the last drop.</p>

<p>Something cold and bitter.</p>

<p>I can't believe that I am about to say this but...I would give up having my starbucks double chocolate chip mocha frapachinos if I could just get into Princeton! Overall...Princeton is way better than any drink out there!</p>

<p>I have a serious coffee addiction...
as in, I need a big cup a day or I get headaches and crash.
but I would give it up for Princeton :)</p>