@T26E4 I just read the first 14 pages of posts of the thread you referenced (I had to know how it turned out), totally worth the time, it was so awesome. Thanks for the reference to an oldie but goodie. CC Classic for sure. Still laughing.
http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/what-my-chances/470497-clam-fart-oh-my-god-what-did-i-do-p1.html