<p>what would it be?</p>
<p>“Why?”</p>
<p>(10char)</p>
<p>^You beat me to it.</p>
<p>Why are some individuals faced with more difficulties in their lives than others? Is the sole purpose to exemplify their strength and their ability to adapt to certain situations? Does it prove that they are given those challenges because they are better able to cope with those problems than others? I know that I listed more than one, but it’s all relevant to my original one:)</p>
<p>i would just ask if he had advice for my current situation.</p>
<p>“If you did create the universe, how did YOU get here?”</p>
<p>Why did you do all of this?</p>
<p>why, o why did you give us the ability to feel bad emotions and therefore the ability to be sad and therefore ability to realize that life is not worth it and utterly meaningless?</p>
<p>Can I have a cookie?</p>
<p>Is this statement a lie?</p>
<p>If he really is almighty he’d be able to answer that question.</p>
<p>I’d ask him if he could pretty please kickstart the zombie apocalypse and give me a shotty, a flamethrower, and a loyal black friend to sacrifice himself for me, and thus for the hope of humanity. </p>
<p>Now who wants to be the female that repopulates the earth with me after we’ve drenched the beautiful Cambridge area with the brains of pretentious undead Harvard students?</p>
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<p>No, it’s a question.</p>
<p>Damn, I must be almighty.</p>
<p>Forget philosophy questions, the answers would probably confuse me. Which colleges would I get into if I applied?</p>
<p>Why are you one sick son of a … ?</p>
<p>“Why’d I have to die?”</p>
<p>Lol get it? Cause God’s in Heaven and I’d be dead if we were conversing.</p>
<p>“Is Rush Limbaugh the Devil?” :-)</p>
<p>why do good people suffer more than the bad people, like why do the bad people get away with things so easily?</p>
<p>God doesn’t exist to me… So I can’t talk to someone who isn’t there unless i’m insane. And there’s a place for people who talk to themselves: an asylum.</p>
<p>Do you exist?</p>
<p>So this is assuming he exists…</p>
<p>Are all the people who suffered on Earth going to heaven?</p>