If you had a kid, what would you name it?

<p>^^ what’s wrong with French names? :frowning:
^er. Sorry, but i wouldn’t name a French kid either of those.</p>

<p>Roy G. Biv</p>

<p>Girls:
Toyota
Honda
Mitsubishi (Call her bit.chie for short)
Cafeteria
CondomBroke
Bastarda </p>

<p>Boys:
Winsley
Pocahontas
Lice
Chubbie
Marlboro
/anything that will ensure my son gets picked on by the other school children</p>

<p>^LOL.</p>

<p>@ PlattsburghLoser: LMAO. ur posts always crack me up…hahaha. </p>

<p>I think you have to be one of my fav posters…lol…</p>

<p>^^ CondomBroke… BEST NAME EVER</p>

<p>Three boys.</p>

<p>Alexander Einstein King (affectionately known as Junior)
Archimedes newton King
Zephram Cochran King</p>

<p>Amphibian Aceticacid Holmes</p>

<p>Depends on the ethnicity~</p>

<p>If I have an Indian husband, our kid should have an Indian name. If he’s Egyptian, an Egyptian name. American, an American name. </p>

<p>Then again, I have a Hispanic name, and I’m not Hispanic… at all. lulz</p>

<p>Boy:
Gerasim
Theodore
Wesley</p>

<p>I don’t really care about girl names.
Maybe Eudoxia? I always think I would name a girl Isfahan, but then ignorant people would then think my child was ghetto.</p>

<p>Girl:
Aleiah
Ember</p>

<p>Boy:
James
Oliver</p>

<p>I saw this person on TLC called universe… HER NAME WAS UNIVERSE</p>

<p>mithrandir
eloin
earendil</p>

<p>Girl: Carynn (pronounced with a long A sound Ca-rin!)</p>

<p>Boy: Amir</p>

<p>Boy: August
Girl: Mahaylia</p>

<p>I would have </p>

<p>Girl named
Anna
boy named
Rex</p>

<p>And their middle name will be Xia, because I am marrying a chinese woman and that will be her maiden name</p>

<p><em>rimshot</em>
Get it?</p>

<p>^^^
“Anorexia”? :P</p>

<p>Female: Abcde (pronounced Ab–seedee)
Male: Lmno (Eleh-meh-no)</p>

<p>HAha! I’m probably going to end up marrying a white girl…so I need a name that is common among the white folk and the Indian folk.</p>

<p>Boy:
Logan - its a common white name and its short for the the Indian name “Loganathan”
Nathan - The Indians pronounce it “Naaathan” as in Ramanathan or Loganathan
Ram - White people know it as RAM (Random Access Memory). For Indians, Ram is a common name.</p>

<p>Girl:
Sonya
Mina - Among Indian folks, its spelled Meena, but pronounced the same. </p>

<p>I can’t think of any more common Indian and white names so I’m limited =/</p>

<p>^What about Tara for a girl? I think white people have such names and in Hindi it means star. Look at Russian names - lot of them are similar to Indian names.</p>