<p>and would you tell your parents?</p>
<p>i would fall apart. but it wouldnt matter cuz my gf's parents would murder me anyways. what about u?</p>
<p>Edit: ok if you're male, imagine it happened to your SO</p>
<p>I’d be irritated that there’s a parasitic creature in me.</p>
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<p>Something along those lines.</p>
<p>Don’t lie. We all know it was Liverpool</p>
<p>“ah ****…”</p>
<p>I am freaking out about possibly being pregnant in an unplanned pregnancy (I’m being serious).</p>
<p>If it happened to my girlfriend, I would know she’s cheating on me. I can’t imagine it actually happening…</p>
<p>I recommend not following any of the examples above</p>
<p>mayburry, that’s terrible…
but i lol’d anyways. nice one.</p>
<p>Probably undergo some sort of nervous breakdown. That type of stuff just couldn’t happen to me for many, many reasons.</p>
<p>If I was a girl: Get an illegal abortion.</p>
<p>But since I’m a guy: Deny any involvement whatsoever with the girl. She’s on her own.</p>
<p>Fortunately for me, though, I’d never be in this situation because I’m not a stupid, irresponsible, immoral, lustful person.</p>
<p>would you really deny any involvement whatsoever? Even if you were involved? thats kind of harsh…</p>
<p>this is why you use everything including shots/pills/condom/spermicide beforehand!</p>
<p>I actually like PlattsburghLoser’s answer. Babies are vicious parasites. Ugh. Babies.</p>
<p>Saugus…shameful.</p>
<p>Right now, I say that I’d stick with the mother all the way through.</p>
<p>But that’s some crazy shenanigans you’re talking about. I’m not 100% sure how I’d react.</p>
<p>Well, I’d leave the choice entirely up to her. She’s the one that would have to carry it, and would also have to deal with the stigma. If she decided to keep it, I’d be on my way out the door to go get a job and get ready to handle the situation.</p>
<p>Me? I would first do anything in my power to miscarry. I hate all things that crawl. Including babies. Ew. Ew. What do they even do except poo and cry, really? And then they grow up and make more babies and pollute the earth even more. Plus the consequences of sex strike, like, a hundred times each day so I absolutely fail to see the miracle in it. I regret having been a baby. And I think having a baby slide out of you is just gross, lol not to be rude to any loving moms of five on here. :)</p>
<p>Why? Because simply miscarrying and disposing is free. Why have an abortion? They’re, like, pretty damn expensive, honestly…(ouch, that came out pretty heartless:) )</p>
<p>But a last resort. Better that than condemning yourself to community college (jk, obv).</p>
<p>See, this constitutes the perfect reason as to why you SHOULDN’T have unprotected sex lavishly. Besides, creaming my friends in tennis, going on CC, baking is so much more fun lol. Not that I’d know.</p>
<p>So yeah. The only ever possible way I’d end up unexpectedly pregnant is if I somehow slept/stayed unconscious through a very covert rape. lol</p>
<p>kill myself. well then i’d kill my child =O
okay somehow deliver the child…and then kill myself.</p>
<p>i agree with desi_chick
i’ll kill the baby even if it involves killing myself</p>
<p>Or we could all just do an ordinary abortion…</p>