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<p>I would be hoping to be someone else's poem</p>

<p>If you were a love song, what would you be?</p>

<p>Love Will Tear Us Apart, Joy Division cover</p>

<p>If you were an indie movie, what indie movie would you be?</p>

<p>Garden State. </p>

<p>If you were a type of precipitation, what kind would you be?</p>

<p>Rain.</p>

<p>If you were a sneaker, what brand would you be?</p>

<p>RocketDog!</p>

<p>This is CC, so I have to ask this....If you were a college/university, which college/university would you be?</p>

<p>Harvard</p>

<p>If you were a despicable dictator, whom would you be?</p>

<p>Mao Zedong </p>

<p>If you were a country, what would you be?</p>

<p>North Korea</p>

<p>If you were your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you are female), what would you do to your boyfriend (or girlfriend)?</p>

<p>Very unmentionable things</p>

<p>If you were a kangaroo what would you do?</p>

<p>Carry my babies inside my pouch and hop around.</p>

<p>If you were a type a sport, which one would you be?</p>

<p>"Throw with Small Midget" (don't question the validity of my sport of choice, it offends me greatly).</p>

<p>If you were a pillow, what would you tell me to come to bed and sleep?</p>

<p>"Arg...come take a nap Laddie/Lassie or I might eat ya"</p>

<p>If you were a planet, which would you be and why?</p>

<p>Venus, because it's the hottest...like me! ;)</p>

<p>If you were a rodent, what kind would you be?</p>

<p>Beaver...(Buck tooth nerds!!, Simpsons Quote :D) </p>

<p>If you were an animal part of the family, [url=<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear%5DUrsidae%5B/url"&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear]Ursidae[/url&lt;/a&gt;] what would you be?</p>

<p>Whatever the scientific name for a polar bear is.</p>

<p>If you were a book, which would you be?</p>

<p>One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest</p>

<p>If your life was a movie what will it most be like?</p>

<p>Rambo. </p>

<p>If you were an internal combustion engine, what would you combust?</p>

<p>Petroleum...anything else and I wouldn't run...</p>

<p>If you could living anywhere else, where would it be?</p>

<p>Any other place in the Universe where non-archaebacterial life exists.</p>

<p>If you were a superhuman being who could resolve any one issue in the world, what would it be?</p>

<p>Global warming.</p>

<p>If you were a color, what one would you be?</p>