If you were about to die...

<p>What would your last words/action be?</p>

<p>git sum</p>

<p>10</p>

<p>get money, get paid</p>

<p>love you mom, dad, sister, thank you coach, some teachers, ummm, jackie, i never got to say this, but i love you, i’d spend my last days visiting all the American monuments and National Parks</p>

<p>skeet skeet</p>

<p>Hmmn…I was reading about this MMA fighter that was murdered on Christmas day and his mother said that he looked surprised and said “I’m dead, I’m dead…I love you mom”</p>

<p>I think that is along the lines of what I would say if I died before my parents and got shot or something.</p>

<p>get laid, smoke a joint, eat?</p>

<p>how quick does “about to” mean?</p>

<p>I don’t know… I was reading Hamlet and I lolled when I read
Polonius: Oh, I am slain. </p>

<p>So I might do that.</p>

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<p>Like maybe 30 seconds to a minute…
like if you were in front of a firing squad</p>

<p>Get into a funny, non-traditional dying position, like Branwell Bronte was said to have done. Maybe try leaning up against something and making sure that my legs don’t unlock, or repositioning myself in the chair so my feet stick upwards and my head downwards, or something like that.</p>

<p>Get into a funny, non-traditional dying position, like Branwell Bronte was said to have done. Maybe try leaning up against something and making sure that my legs don’t unlock, or repositioning myself in the chair so my feet stick upwards and my head downwards, or something like that.</p>

<p>Get into a funny, non-traditional dying position, like Branwell Bronte was said to have done. Maybe try leaning up against something and making sure that my legs don’t unlock, or repositioning myself in the chair so my feet stick upwards and my head downwards, or something like that.</p>

<p>There is no god but Allah and Mohamed is his messenger.</p>

<p>I would have someone wheel my stretcher into a grocery store, and I would sit in the aisles and gorge on everything.</p>

<p>Get into a funny, non-traditional dying position, like Branwell Bronte was said to have done. Maybe try leaning up against something and making sure that my legs don’t unlock, or repositioning myself in the chair so my feet stick upwards and my head downwards, or something like that.</p>

<p>I would probably run in three circles, jump on my left leg twice, bonk my head five times, lick the floor, pet my dog and then hit the bucket.</p>

<p>Sound good?</p>

<p>^ haha lol…nice</p>

<p>I’d probably say goodbye to my best friend, parents, & football coach. Then I’d say all of the things that I’ve wanted to say, but haven’t.</p>

<p>I’d say one of either:
“look for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man”
“take my body back, take my body back to my father”
orrr
“Apres moi le deluge!”
“Et tu, Brute?”
…what can I say, i’m rather unoriginal :)</p>

<p>Or, if there is a hot guy standing over me i’ll kiss him and then be all juliet, well Romeo, by saying “thus with a kiss…I die.”</p>

<p>I’d jump in a vat of liquid nitrogen.</p>

<p>They can thaw me out when they find a cure for dead.</p>