<p>the shahada ( There’s no God but Allah, and Prophet Muhammad is his messenger).</p>
<p>Einstein, I come!</p>
<p>it depends on the time frame</p>
<p>a few months: I would embark on a crime spree. Fraud, extortion, loan sharking, robbery, the works…</p>
<p>a few hours to a day: I would get on my bike and just ride west until i met my end.</p>
<p>so it goes</p>
<p>brief murderous rampage ftw</p>
<p>boromir style</p>
<p>If there are people there, I’d try and freak them out about the afterlife. I’d say “There is no heaven, only hell.”</p>
<p>“…They warned me not to take AP Physics…”</p>
<p>I’d first get some prep school kids around me and say
“Overachieving is overrated…shortcuts are the way to go…CC members get heart attacks at 30.”</p>
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<p>WORST answer ever.
best answer so far.</p>
<p>what’s wrong with emotion?</p>
<p>**** like crazy till I cant anymore</p>
<p>^ funny (10 char)</p>
<p>Get herpes</p>
<p>go to the ferrari dealership 15 minutes away, steal a f430, and get in a chase with the cops on US19 with which I will enventually make it to the sunshine skyway bridge and crash off of it into the gulf of mexico.</p>
<p>i’d shoot the guy who shot me! and then think “ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee”</p>
<p>We all envision our deaths as being dramatic events. the sad part is that most people go silently with no drama.</p>
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Kinda lame, IMO. ;)</p>
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<p>fixed .</p>
<p>john donne and hemmingway were on my mind, what could i say? But yeah, the guy who shot me would be dead or would have the crap beaten our of him by people as he was being arrested. I will no go quietly into that good night.
oh and i would probably tell people there is no tunnel.:)</p>
<p>“Yay! At last…”</p>
<p>Honestly. Well, kinda.</p>